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Oct 25th, 2005 04:31 PM
kellychaos Enjoy the veal and tip your waitresses!
Oct 25th, 2005 04:30 PM
Ihach ladies and gentlemen, the magic of kellychaos
Oct 25th, 2005 04:29 PM
kellychaos notice how I included the "8"?
Oct 25th, 2005 04:27 PM
Ihach well ive been put in my place
Oct 25th, 2005 03:42 PM
kellychaos
Oct 25th, 2005 12:22 PM
kahljorn I..I..I knew it! It's all true I COULD FEEL IT I MY HEAD ALL MY THEORIES ARE CORRECT.
Oct 25th, 2005 01:03 AM
glowbelly no, ihach...kahl's right
Oct 24th, 2005 07:18 PM
kahljorn Seriously?
Oct 24th, 2005 04:26 PM
Ihach i kinda figured they couldnt be alone what with the whole having a baby and planning a wedding thing
Oct 24th, 2005 04:24 PM
kahljorn "the first night bri and i will be alone in 7 months and 8 days"

Is he one of those cultist mormons? I hear they can only be alone with people every 215 or so days which ends up equalling 7 months and a week or so. It's different every year based on the astrological cycle.. but yea, that day(it's actually like a 43 hour period, sometimes shorter.. like i said it's astrologically calculated) is the only day they can see a loved one/breed, get married and a bunch of other strange religious cultist activities revolving around some kind of Blood craze meditation they do each of those mornings at six o'clock to align themselves between the sun and mars which is apparantly where the gateway to their heaven lies. The funny thing is despite putting themselves between the ego and the color red they still think violence is wrong and all that other lovey jazz.
Oct 24th, 2005 04:22 PM
sadie congrats to glow and dole.

kevin and i didn't want to do the whole wedding thing, so we took off and got married in one of the largest city halls ever. everyone but my older son found out after the fact. it worked out great!
Oct 24th, 2005 04:16 PM
kellychaos < insert generic inflatable bride joke >
Oct 24th, 2005 02:01 PM
Dole That doesnt really scan very well, does it?

Thanks for all the congrats

A friend of mine is getting married next year too, and he is seriously considering hiring an inflatable church for the service. These things exist! Wacky.
Oct 24th, 2005 12:55 PM
DrGonzo Heeeere come's the briiiide. She's 6 feet wide. Here come th' groom in his Fruit of the Looms.


I thought that was hilarious when I was 6 years old. And honestlly, I still do. :/
Oct 22nd, 2005 10:05 PM
jin Oh wow, that is wonderful news- congratulations to yourself and the lucky man. ;D

And also congratulations to dole- you're both fantastic people and i wish you nothing but the best. ;D
Oct 22nd, 2005 09:43 PM
Jeanette X Congratulations!
Oct 22nd, 2005 06:26 PM
glowbelly ONE WEEK

also in one week: the first night bri and i will be alone in 7 months and 8 days
Oct 22nd, 2005 12:59 PM
Ihach oh that kellychaos

congrats glowbelly!
Oct 22nd, 2005 11:36 AM
kellychaos I don't get the "8".
Oct 22nd, 2005 10:44 AM
AChimp Congratulations :D
Oct 22nd, 2005 09:11 AM
Protoclown Congrats again, Karen! I am so happy for you!

And Dole, congrats to you as well!
Oct 22nd, 2005 08:29 AM
glowbelly that would require time! which i don't have a lot of!!

we're having carrot cake for our wedding cake. it's gonna have a vanilla creme frosting and a cream cheese mousse filling.

i'm giving out huge caramel apples as wedding favors.

we're having a fall brunch following the ceremony that will include:
hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks
coffee/tea/juice/water
mas carpone stuffed french toast with sauteed apples
an omelette station with a chef who will make them to order
bacon, sausage and honey glazed ham
butternut squash soup
pumpkin bread
pastries
fruit and cheese

oh and a champagne toast :D
Oct 22nd, 2005 01:25 AM
Sethomas Bake them pies! Because cake is so conventional!
Oct 21st, 2005 10:37 PM
glowbelly we got engaged around the same time, but i don't think dole is getting married until may of next year.

i knew about the engagement first...well, besides the lovely lady and dole, of course and perhaps one or two of dole's best buds (and i'm not talking about the marijuana buds, although they might have known FIRST first. this is something we will never know, because their secret was smoked).

right. so. i'm happy for dole and he knows it and i know he's happy for me so there ya go. and if all you crappy new people don't understand i'll tell ya a thing or two: hush up and piss off.

as far as stress with planning this thing, i would have to say that i've been extremely lucky and haven't felt any of it. i have a wonderful best jilly-bean in my life who is taking care of everything for me along with an aunt who has pretty deep pockets and endless, unconditional love. my only problem now is trying to figure out how to satisfactorily thank the both of them for what they have done for me. yup.
Oct 21st, 2005 03:53 PM
kellychaos Conspiracy?!
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