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Oct 25th, 2005 12:02 AM
Sethomas Or

Oct 24th, 2005 11:58 PM
ItalianStereotype one who waits and watches, never interfering with those being observed.

Oct 24th, 2005 10:56 PM
Sethomas Do not beguile me with nonsensery. It is unbecoming.

I only wonder what :swamper would be like.
Oct 24th, 2005 10:54 PM
Swamper but Seth that emoticon would really suck
Oct 24th, 2005 10:21 PM
Sethomas I think we still need a :swamper emoticon.
Oct 24th, 2005 08:26 PM
Sethomas And Chimp's impotence is making me impotent.
Oct 24th, 2005 08:07 PM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Oh. I didn't see Spamalot because I'm not into Monty Python anymore.
I JUST LOST MY HARD-ON FOR YOU.
Oct 24th, 2005 06:53 PM
Sethomas It would have been funnier if I hadn't seen the movie every day for ten years of my life.
Oct 24th, 2005 06:41 PM
Guitar Woman Oh. I didn't see Spamalot because I'm not into Monty Python anymore.
Oct 24th, 2005 06:36 PM
Sethomas I recognized the lyrics and imagery. Tim Curry, Frank-n-Furter, played King Arthur at the showing of Spamalot I saw in Chicago. It was a life-changing experience.
Oct 24th, 2005 06:29 PM
Guitar Woman Wait, what
Oct 24th, 2005 06:28 PM
Sethomas I saw that man live. He was King Arthur.
Oct 24th, 2005 06:25 PM
Guitar Woman How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.


So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici.................................. pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

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Oct 24th, 2005 05:59 PM
Sethomas
Swamper!

WOo!

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