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| Oct 26th, 2005 11:23 AM | ||
| mburbank |
I'm working on a "Hey Dork" about Black Canary, but September and October are exclussively for Halloween stuff at I-mcok. Expect the next Dork installment sometime in Nov. Thanks for asking! |
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| Oct 26th, 2005 11:01 AM | ||
| Pub Lover |
Hey Max, now that we're talking about obscure references that I have to look up, when are you submitting your next 'Hey Dork...' article? & congratulations on the standing in the same room as famous people thing. 
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| Oct 26th, 2005 09:53 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Hi, Katgirl! Are you fat? You type fat! I bet you are an angry fat man pretending to be a girl! That's so hot! I have two kids! So I guess I don't need to worry about if you think I'm a virgin! Here's some other things I have I bet you don't! A job!! A marriage!! A House!! Meat!! But don't worry! One day you will slim down and stop being a man and someone will want to touch you! But then it will turn out to be an 'oxbow incident' in the second before you die from being so mean, manly and chubby!! |
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| Oct 25th, 2005 07:49 PM | ||
| KatyGirl | I'm enamored with men packing serious meat. Otherwise, why bother? | |
| Oct 25th, 2005 07:46 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
You look suave in that suit, good choice on the purple shirt. Purple is the best and it wins all the contests. It makes you look wise and mature, someone people should feel compelled to throw their money/trust/breasts at. I mean, look at katygirl, she seems positively enamored with you. |
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| Oct 25th, 2005 07:32 PM | ||
| KatyGirl |
You've never seen a pussy, have you? I mean, other than your own reflection... |
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| Oct 25th, 2005 07:24 PM | ||
| Skulhedface | Only a GIRAL would say that! | |
| Oct 25th, 2005 06:35 PM | ||
| KatyGirl |
Quote:
MY GAWD! This place is swarming with tards. |
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| Oct 25th, 2005 05:53 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
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| Oct 24th, 2005 04:53 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Here's the funny part, I didn't know the event was black tie! I was the only one of hundreds of men there not dressed in a tux or a Star Wars costume! Oh, the other funny part? When I asked this woman for a quickie she not only beat the crap out of me, she left clown white grease paint all over my only suit. |
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| Oct 24th, 2005 04:37 PM | ||
| Mockery |
As you can see, Max was a happy camper at the Star Wars gala:
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| Oct 24th, 2005 06:10 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | 23. Lunge wildly at George Lucas. | |
| Oct 23rd, 2005 09:23 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Way less than you'd expect. His entire entourage consisted of one bodyguard. There were lots of other people from Industrial Light and Magic there, and the head marketting lady, but they were there in their in their capacity as people whop had in one way or another worked on the exhibit. I also saw Wolgang Puck, who is teensy. I think I could stuff him in my pocket. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2005 02:20 PM | ||
| Dole |
No, he means Turret syndrome. When max comes into close proximity with anyone involved in the making of star wars he becomes convinced his head has morphed into that of R5-D4. Max, give us the dirt of how many fawning yes men surround him! |
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| Oct 22nd, 2005 01:37 PM | ||
| dolarene |
Re: STAR WARS DORKS! Quote:
Well anybody needs any syndrome to attack ti'l puke Mr Lucas... Please, stomp a piano on his head at my name. Cheers. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2005 11:18 AM | ||
| mburbank |
STAR WARS DORKS! I am meeting George Lucas today. Well. I will be allowed to stand a few feet away and keep my mouth shut. It's a good thing my Turrets Syndrome is finally under control. |
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