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Nov 4th, 2005 09:54 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by adept_ninja
Im suprised we havent seen a zelda movie yet. I hope it never happens though.
The cartoon is all we need.

PS Yeah I know I already posted these, but they are awesome so go and watch them again you jerk
Nov 4th, 2005 09:42 PM
whoreable that actually works
Nov 4th, 2005 08:27 PM
Yggdrasill Why don't they just take the script from a good movie and adjust it so that it has people from the video games? However awful it may turn out, it would be way better than something 'original'. They can use the script for Raiders of the Lost Ark for Castlevania.

Indiana Jones = Whatever member of the Belmont family

The Nazis = Skeletons!

The Ark = The cross you pick up that makes all enemies on the screen die

Oh the possibilities :/
Nov 4th, 2005 02:42 PM
the_dudefather watch van helsing instead (if there is nothing better to watch)
Nov 4th, 2005 12:53 PM
Royal Tenenbaum They should have gotten Paul Thomas Anderson. It could have been a sweet, 3-hour long vampire epic with Belmont snorting coke and becoming a porn star/pudding collector.
Nov 4th, 2005 12:24 PM
adept_ninja Im suprised we havent seen a zelda movie yet. I hope it never happens though.
Nov 4th, 2005 01:44 AM
Ninjavenom NO ONE can make this movie good. By making this, they are pissing on my childhood. Why not go ahead and make a Super Mario RPG movie, just to finish me off?
Nov 3rd, 2005 09:27 PM
Rosenstern I personally do not want to see a Castlevania movie. I love the games too much to let them be bastardized. There's no way a movie could possibly portray what makes the games rock.
Nov 3rd, 2005 08:28 PM
Johnny Couth Event Horizon was good, I liked that movie. I hope they make Castlevania a dark movie, and not just a shitty bullet time action film.
Nov 3rd, 2005 07:41 PM
whoreable there is nothing ok about the guy. soldier? i mean give me a fucking break, anyone that can make a movie with kurt russell and michael chikilus suck that bad is not ok.

i bet sports will see it at least
Nov 3rd, 2005 07:37 PM
James
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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
wow, really?

rog and proto liked mortal kombat?
Here's the general rule of Andersonology.

Anderson = Director = OK movie
Anderson = Writer = Pure Shit


Anderson directed; Soldier, Event Horizon, Mortal Kombat
Aderson wrote; Resident Evil, RE2: Apocalypse, Alien vs Predator

He really is a competent director, but his scripts are some of the worst you will ever see put into a movie.
Nov 3rd, 2005 06:47 PM
Zomboid Fuck...why? I mean really. Why the fuck would you put a consistenly shitty director for these movies? A CV movie could be soooooo fucking awesome but of course they have to put the guy who fucked up AVP behind it
Nov 3rd, 2005 04:19 PM
King Hadas UWE BOLL SUCKS AT LIFE, AM I RIGHT GUYS LOL!?
Nov 3rd, 2005 03:56 PM
Mike P At least it's not Uwe Boll. Then there'd be a scene with a bunch of lesbian skeletons or something.
Nov 3rd, 2005 02:17 PM
ItalianStereotype wow, really?

rog and proto liked mortal kombat?
Nov 3rd, 2005 02:12 PM
James
Paul WS Anderson to write and direct Castlevania.

And the only two people who are excited by this news are Rog and Protoclown.

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