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| Nov 21st, 2005 10:29 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Seriously dude, get with one of these women. the way tyou escribe it your always "busy" or extremeley bored. Its like playing hard to get has eaten your life. Word so advice cockmouth "Were here for a fun time, not a long one" |
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| Nov 21st, 2005 10:03 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Sorry. My boredom quotient went up rapidly today. Now post in my thread, bitch. | |
| Nov 21st, 2005 10:00 PM | ||
| Marc Summers |
You're trying way too hard to gain our approval, and it shows  OHHHHH OAO YOU'RE SUCH A PIMP CAN YOU TEACH ME THE WAYS OF REJECTING WOMEN TO RAISE MY STATUS PLZ |
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| Nov 21st, 2005 08:50 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
Actually, I just wanted a lead in to mention that I broke up with her. And she still wants me. Badly. |
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| Nov 21st, 2005 08:02 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Quote:
All you seem to be able to do is flex that Jerkin Arm. |
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| Nov 21st, 2005 07:05 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | You have a misshapen skull and your eyes are too close together. | |
| Nov 21st, 2005 05:45 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
So the fact that I had a cute girlfriend has no bearing? I probably would take her back so I could get some booty, but that would be such an asshole thing to do. 
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| Nov 20th, 2005 11:39 PM | ||
| Lotida |
I love you guys... you are all so darn cute! 
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| Nov 20th, 2005 11:37 PM | ||
| Immortal Goat | I gotta agree with ninja on this one, Kraut. At least OAO can get a repulsed stare from the fairer sex. You just get the same passing glance that Starr Jones would give to a salad bar. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 11:02 PM | ||
| adept_ninja | Whoa I dont know about that one. You look like your 10 man the only women that would want your are pedofiles ( micheal jackson joke could have been inserted but i think they are over used ) so I think OAO beats you in the ladys' area | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 10:33 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
please allow this one post MLE you trifling cunt. OAO Face it dude your hopeless, even I'mm better with the ladies than you are. |
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| Nov 20th, 2005 10:10 PM | ||
| MLE | which actually would have been funnier. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 10:03 PM | ||
| Immortal Goat | Actually, I was going to say it was an OAO thing to pine over one chick and bang no one. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 09:00 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | NO IT ISNT YOU FUCKING DESPERATE CUNT. IT IS AN OAO THING TO SPEND AN INORDINANT AMOUNT OF FREE TIME POSTING ONLINE IN A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE HATES YOU IN A THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT TO ESTABLISH AN ACCEPTED INTWERWEB PERSONALITY BUT YOU ARE NOT IN ANY WAY LIKEABLE SO FUCK OFF AND DIE PLS PLS PLS PLS. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 08:43 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | It is such an OAO thing to pine over one chick and bang another. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 08:05 PM | ||
| Sethomas |
No, I wasn't worried about my Venus being desecrated. I was already fretting that when I heard she had a boyfriend. Anyways, the girl woke up an hour later. And she couldn't wait til morning. 
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| Nov 20th, 2005 03:51 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | GOOD POINT. This loveline cherishes the endless fountain of romantic knowledge that you posses. ;p ;p ;p | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 12:05 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | In all seriousness, you're worring too much. Just because these guys wanted to be dropped off at her sorority doesn't mean she herself is getting gang-banged, unless you mean her specific dorm/room/whatever. | |
| Nov 20th, 2005 04:25 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
The Quintessential Sethcapade So, after I came home from a party tonight, around 3:20 I got my first bootie call from a girl. I drove over to her place, and on the way picked up some hitchhikers. I asked them where they needed to go, and it turned out it was like four fucking blocks away. It was cold outside, but they're lazy fucks regardless. I dropped them off, then continued on my merry way. I was running late, of course, due to my being nice. I got there, and a mildly flamboyantly gay man answers the door. "Umm, does (insert female name) live here?" -Yeah, but she's asleep. Let me check on her. --I shook her vigorously and she wouldn't wake up. We've been drinking all night, so she seems totally passed out. I'll tell her to call you in the morning. "Umm. Okay." So I drove back home a sad panda. You ask, well what was the Coeternal element of the whole thing, if this was a Sethcapade? There wasn't really any, except for the fact that all weekend I've been pining over an old high school friend of mine, because yesterday she told me that she has a boyfriend. Well, the hitchhikers wanted to be dropped off at HER sorority house. So, totally, what the fuck? |
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