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Nov 25th, 2005 04:49 PM
Mad Melvin Oh god. This movie is going to be 4 hours long and will propably be released in two parts. FOUR FUCKING HOURS.
Nov 25th, 2005 02:46 AM
Rez hey metalmilitia

guess what





fuck you, buddy.
Nov 24th, 2005 10:25 PM
Lye that site has info on THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, which is a cool movie. I just don't understand uwe boll. i know about the loop holes in german tax laws, and how they arnt there any more. I'm hoping he can't make anymore movies, and i know that there isnt anyone forcing me or anyone else watch his movies, but it sucks that this guy can be money when other, more creative film makers have to sign their sould away to even get a shot.
Nov 24th, 2005 02:20 PM
Spectre X You sir, truly are a paragon of class and sharp wit.
Nov 24th, 2005 02:08 PM
mmmcdaniel fuck off metalmilitia...
Nov 24th, 2005 02:05 PM
MetalMilitia on the vagina?
Nov 24th, 2005 01:36 PM
mmmcdaniel yes i do. bitch, bitch, ho, ho, fuckity fuck fuck.
Nov 24th, 2005 01:34 PM
Mad Melvin Do you kiss your mother with that mouth
Nov 24th, 2005 01:29 PM
mmmcdaniel mad melvin: fuck off.
Nov 24th, 2005 01:18 PM
Mad Melvin You are not welcome in this thread mmcdsuhsk. Please leave and leave the emoticons at the front desk thank you.
Nov 24th, 2005 01:11 PM
mmmcdaniel what the hell happened?!?
to all the bastards that make video game movies:
godamnit, stop making video game movies. you are ruining games we love. in fact, kill yourself. i'll show you how:
Nov 24th, 2005 01:11 PM
MetalMilitia I like the RWS site

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Originally Posted by RWS
POSTAL Movie


RWS Has just signed a deal with infamous German film director Uwe Boll to inflict POSTAL on Hollywood! That's right, UWE BOLL. Got a problem with that? Tough shit. In what may well be a unique twist, RWS will be intimately involved in the creative side of the production, consulting on the script and bitchslapping Uwe on a daily basis to ensure that the cinematic version of POSTAL lives up to the insane hilarity of the original.

So stop yer cryin' and start thinking about how OUR videogame movie is going to mash the heads off of all the other videogame movies with a shovel and piss down their collective neck holes. Besides, it can't possibly be any worse than Doom...
Uwe could use a good bitch slapping.
Nov 24th, 2005 01:02 PM
Mad Melvin
The new Uwe Boll epic

Dungeon Siege trailer is out. Its so laughable and sad at the same time. Why Ray Liotta? Why?

http://www.fantasticfilmsinternation...d.html#dungeon

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