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Dec 17th, 2005 04:21 PM
Wiffle Bat Those were really good, but they made me look back onto my life and.... le sigh~
Dec 16th, 2005 01:56 PM
darkvare this is just like rockstar's bad fortune cookies with messages like "your parents don't love you" and stuff like that. except that you need to crack the rockstar's one open
Dec 16th, 2005 01:04 PM
mburbank I'll tell you what all, I get to make a hack joke like that, I'm happy for the rest of the day. It may be sad, but there it is.
Dec 16th, 2005 11:18 AM
Orange Juice Bruce Go MAX!!!!

Lock/Thread Backups!!!
Dec 16th, 2005 11:15 AM
mburbank WITH MY FINGERS!!! OH!! OH!! GREATEST JOKE EVER!!!
Dec 15th, 2005 10:50 AM
executioneer how does everyone feel about the word 'clit'
Dec 15th, 2005 10:23 AM
Dole
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i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say
Its a horrible word over here too, but we use it much more readily. To me, it just doesnt sound right with an american accent. Like when Tony Soprano says it...it just sounds wrong.There is a great Dudley Moore monologue that goes something like:

'Colin! Hello mate! good to see you! how are you? Alright? Wife and kids alright? yeah? Well, ok, bye mate, see you soon! yeah, take care! ......................cunt.'

I often used to leave it on my mate Colin's answering machine.
Dec 14th, 2005 05:52 PM
Orange Juice Bruce Max, this can all be resolved with just a little bit of gazelle porn.

Ya with me, eh?

www.gazelleporn.edu
Dec 14th, 2005 04:00 PM
mburbank and you're 'in the house'. I should call you. Then they can trace it and tell you the phone call is coming from 'in the house' because I'm 'right behind you'.
Dec 14th, 2005 03:57 PM
Dr. Fu Apparently mburbank is right behind me.










AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!
Dec 14th, 2005 03:55 PM
mburbank i bet he's not even from scottland.



i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say
Dec 14th, 2005 03:24 PM
Dole 'Scottland' -what a CUNT
Dec 14th, 2005 12:06 PM
Fat Fuck Dog You're welcome.
Dec 14th, 2005 11:31 AM
mburbank well, you could say thanks.
Dec 14th, 2005 11:09 AM
Fat Fuck Dog God damnit. What am I supposed to say to THAT?
Dec 14th, 2005 10:57 AM
mburbank Did I mention about how I had sex with your mom?
Dec 14th, 2005 10:53 AM
Fat Fuck Dog Wow Max. I didn't know I was that mean. I really have brought the wrath of your ancestors and former dentists upon me, haven't I? I suppose I'll retort.






But later, because I've gotta be at work soon.
Dec 14th, 2005 10:20 AM
mburbank Beavis and Butthead was recently compared to Samuel Beckett in Slate magazine. I liked B and B quite well myself though it wore a little thin at the end. David Letterman was a big B and B fan. Say what you like about my stuff, comedy being subjective. But only a buttmunch doesn't appreciatte B and B, you guy who's Mom I had sex with. Send me a paycheck and I'll write comedy more skewed to your personal demographic. Until then, keep registering characters. Nothing gets my goat worse than someone who invents a whole user profile just to be a dick.

In conclusion I'm really sorry you have such a tiny penis and I know you are, but what am I, you stupid, needledick fat fuck. Suck my bush, ballwhacker.
Dec 14th, 2005 10:02 AM
Fat Fuck Dog Wow, Max. I wasn't aware that "you're mom" jokes still passed for humor in these-here parts. Also, the part where it said "buttmunch" had me rolling on the ground SO hard. I haven't laughed that hard since the comedic gold of Beavis & Butthead. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Dec 13th, 2005 07:26 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Dear Ivan,

Get interesting or shut up.

Sincerely,
The Ban Squad
loluberpwnt
Dec 13th, 2005 06:05 PM
Chojin Dear Ivan,

Get interesting or shut up.

Sincerely,
The Ban Squad
Dec 13th, 2005 06:03 PM
Ivan Raged Those are what we call in my country a "puch with the mouth", it means someone says something so mean and cruel to you youre own testicles freeze and shatter in pure anger
Dec 13th, 2005 01:32 PM
Big McLargehuge the "I poked your mom" one made me giggle out loud.
Dec 13th, 2005 01:18 PM
ziggytrix "like how they looked," I'd bet.

He seems, for some unknowable reason, to think Max used a computer program to make the text look like it was really on little strips of paper, as opposed to taking a picture of a cut up print-out, which would be so much easier.

So much so, that I bet Max is feeling real stupid for spending all that time painting in those very realistic shadows. Idiot.
Dec 13th, 2005 01:06 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Mike P
Very good article, I especially looked like they were on little slips of paper. It was a nice touch.
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