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| Dec 17th, 2005 05:21 PM | ||
| Wiffle Bat | Those were really good, but they made me look back onto my life and.... le sigh~ | |
| Dec 16th, 2005 02:56 PM | ||
| darkvare | this is just like rockstar's bad fortune cookies with messages like "your parents don't love you" and stuff like that. except that you need to crack the rockstar's one open | |
| Dec 16th, 2005 02:04 PM | ||
| mburbank | I'll tell you what all, I get to make a hack joke like that, I'm happy for the rest of the day. It may be sad, but there it is. | |
| Dec 16th, 2005 12:18 PM | ||
| Orange Juice Bruce |
Go MAX!!!! Lock/Thread Backups!!! |
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| Dec 16th, 2005 12:15 PM | ||
| mburbank | WITH MY FINGERS!!! OH!! OH!! GREATEST JOKE EVER!!! | |
| Dec 15th, 2005 11:50 AM | ||
| executioneer | how does everyone feel about the word 'clit' | |
| Dec 15th, 2005 11:23 AM | ||
| Dole |
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'Colin! Hello mate! good to see you! how are you? Alright? Wife and kids alright? yeah? Well, ok, bye mate, see you soon! yeah, take care! ......................cunt.' I often used to leave it on my mate Colin's answering machine. |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 06:52 PM | ||
| Orange Juice Bruce |
Max, this can all be resolved with just a little bit of gazelle porn. Ya with me, eh? www.gazelleporn.edu |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 05:00 PM | ||
| mburbank | and you're 'in the house'. I should call you. Then they can trace it and tell you the phone call is coming from 'in the house' because I'm 'right behind you'. | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 04:57 PM | ||
| Dr. Fu |
Apparently mburbank is right behind me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11! |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 04:55 PM | ||
| mburbank |
i bet he's not even from scottland. i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 04:24 PM | ||
| Dole | 'Scottland' -what a CUNT | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 01:06 PM | ||
| Fat Fuck Dog | You're welcome. | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 12:31 PM | ||
| mburbank | well, you could say thanks. | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 12:09 PM | ||
| Fat Fuck Dog | God damnit. What am I supposed to say to THAT? | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 11:57 AM | ||
| mburbank | Did I mention about how I had sex with your mom? | |
| Dec 14th, 2005 11:53 AM | ||
| Fat Fuck Dog |
Wow Max. I didn't know I was that mean. I really have brought the wrath of your ancestors and former dentists upon me, haven't I? I suppose I'll retort. But later, because I've gotta be at work soon. |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 11:20 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Beavis and Butthead was recently compared to Samuel Beckett in Slate magazine. I liked B and B quite well myself though it wore a little thin at the end. David Letterman was a big B and B fan. Say what you like about my stuff, comedy being subjective. But only a buttmunch doesn't appreciatte B and B, you guy who's Mom I had sex with. Send me a paycheck and I'll write comedy more skewed to your personal demographic. Until then, keep registering characters. Nothing gets my goat worse than someone who invents a whole user profile just to be a dick. In conclusion I'm really sorry you have such a tiny penis and I know you are, but what am I, you stupid, needledick fat fuck. Suck my bush, ballwhacker. |
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| Dec 14th, 2005 11:02 AM | ||
| Fat Fuck Dog | Wow, Max. I wasn't aware that "you're mom" jokes still passed for humor in these-here parts. Also, the part where it said "buttmunch" had me rolling on the ground SO hard. I haven't laughed that hard since the comedic gold of Beavis & Butthead. Where do you come up with this stuff? | |
| Dec 13th, 2005 08:26 PM | ||
| Dr. Fu |
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| Dec 13th, 2005 07:05 PM | ||
| Chojin |
Dear Ivan, Get interesting or shut up. Sincerely, The Ban Squad |
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| Dec 13th, 2005 07:03 PM | ||
| Ivan Raged | Those are what we call in my country a "puch with the mouth", it means someone says something so mean and cruel to you youre own testicles freeze and shatter in pure anger | |
| Dec 13th, 2005 02:32 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | the "I poked your mom" one made me giggle out loud. | |
| Dec 13th, 2005 02:18 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
"like how they looked," I'd bet. He seems, for some unknowable reason, to think Max used a computer program to make the text look like it was really on little strips of paper, as opposed to taking a picture of a cut up print-out, which would be so much easier. So much so, that I bet Max is feeling real stupid for spending all that time painting in those very realistic shadows. Idiot. 
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| Dec 13th, 2005 02:06 PM | ||
| Supafly345 |
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