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Jan 18th, 2006 04:11 PM
mozz Haha, pussy.
Tip: Squeeze.
Jan 17th, 2006 07:47 PM
Jeanette X
Re: Lasting longer!!
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Boy
Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!
Wikipedia sez:

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By far the most common exercise is the so-called start-stop technique. While the technique varies, the purpose is to get the male accustomed to maintaining an erection for an extended period of time while gradually increasing sexual tolerance. In doing this exercise, the male obtains an erection through self-stimulation, or masturbation. After achieving an erection, he stops stimulating himself until he begins to lose his erection; at that point, he begins to stimulate himself again. Gradually, over a period of several weeks, he is able to stimulate himself for longer periods of time, eventually gaining ejaculatory control. In order for this technique to be successful, the male should avoid feeling discouraged if he ejaculates rapidly; instead, he should use his sexual responses to learn how to vary the technique in a way that most benefits him. The male can choose to integrate his partner into these exercises.
Male kegels can also help premature ejeculation.

Hope that helps.
Jan 17th, 2006 06:03 PM
Kulturkampf
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Originally Posted by Chojin
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.
I didn't know. But I do know folks who have done it. I guess that could fuck something up, theoretically, but who knows? I am no expert. But I iwll heed caution with this.

And it is true -- just get the lady off -- use the silly numbing condom for however long, and then it doesn't even matter -- after she's done u can just do whatever.
Jan 17th, 2006 08:16 AM
glowbelly i'm gonna say this one more time because i'm a lady and you boys need to know a proper woman's opinion:

most women don't care how long you last as long as you get them off first. soooooo, do what you gotta do to get her off, do what you gotta do to get yourself off and get the fuck out.

i mean, uh, cuddle. yeah, cuddle.
Jan 17th, 2006 04:15 AM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.
Jan 17th, 2006 02:21 AM
Kulturkampf
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Boy
Oh there's no problem with jacking off, it's the actual sex. How does somebody last longer during that?
there are these methods:

(1) By condoms called performa, I belive they are, by Trojan; they have a numbing agent inside of them.

(2) You can also buy an outright numbing agent to spray/apply to your cock, mst are applied 10 mins before sex to take full effect.

(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.

(4) Stop frequently and go down and eat the woman out. She won't complain that you've stopped.

(5) Cock rings can sometimes delay orgasms for men.

(6) If you can get a girl to do this, spend a few months or so getting jerked off for ten to twnety minutes a day by her, never coming to full ejaculation.

Doing this psychologically convinces the body that sex is not about ejaculation.
Jan 16th, 2006 03:58 AM
Chocolate Boy Condoms are a handicap though.
Jan 16th, 2006 03:15 AM
Mystie
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.
Oh. Well then how about he just watches Golden Girls while he whacks it?
Jan 16th, 2006 01:59 AM
Supafly345 We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.
Jan 16th, 2006 01:17 AM
Mystie The best trick to lasting longer is to wear a condom.
Jan 6th, 2006 06:56 PM
GADZOOKS Why don't you go snack on some penis marc you f*cking fagoon.
Jan 6th, 2006 02:12 PM
Marc Summers Doesn't it require a snack break if it's taking that long
Jan 6th, 2006 01:33 AM
Comrade Rocket Hhahaha, dont listen to all these jersks, they are all virgins for all we know. Take it from a certified sexy man (that would be me if you didnt know lol) I can last hours in bed without ejaculating and my secret... do you want to know...


Spoliers
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What you do is have sex with a really ugly girl. then when you feel like your gonna bust thing about your mom naked. Then think about dead kittens. Works every time

haha

but seriously, i can last like hours in bed
Jan 5th, 2006 11:18 PM
Jixby Phillips oh really
Jan 5th, 2006 07:56 PM
Shifty
Re: Lasting longer!!
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Boy
Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!

Gotta have lots of sex. thats how it happend for me, had alot of sex, now it takes longer to ejaculate.
Jan 5th, 2006 07:01 PM
maggiekarp The only solution is the yank it at any time possible
Jan 5th, 2006 06:58 PM
Chocolate Boy You don't always have time for that though. I mean if you and your girl are in the mood do you want to say hey wait a minute I gotta go rub one out real quick. Then you still have to wait 20 more minutes. After that she'll probably think your a freak and want to go home and never talk to you again.
Jan 5th, 2006 03:10 PM
Dole put one in the wank bank first, duh.
Jan 5th, 2006 11:36 AM
ziggytrix Practice makes Perfect.
Jan 5th, 2006 05:34 AM
Jixby Phillips serious now: have sex so much that you stop enjoying it
Jan 5th, 2006 05:33 AM
Jixby Phillips we're all probably virgins though huh?

i'm gonna go smoke a doobie and play war of worldcarft for 13 hours staright, see you faggots later
Jan 5th, 2006 05:26 AM
Chocolate Boy
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Originally Posted by Ivan Raged
eat a bag of doritos while defusing a bomb
Now there's some promising advice straight from heaven! I wish you all much luck in your sex lives.
Jan 5th, 2006 03:50 AM
Jixby Phillips your fathers fucking dead asshole
Jan 5th, 2006 12:55 AM
GADZOOKS HAHAHA :D
Jan 5th, 2006 12:52 AM
executioneer be a KLUGman
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