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Jan 21st, 2006 06:25 PM
Jeff The Ninja I DownLoaded Resident Evil 1 2 (both Discs) and 3 for the PC yesterday. I am having a lot of fun except RE 1 doesnt work properly under anyting except Windows 95.
Jan 21st, 2006 12:20 AM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by SUFFER
also why the fuck does Jill " the master of unlocking things"
need a fucking lockpick ?
and yet still noone else mentions tofu the worst character ever invented

that should be a new thread "worst characters ever"
and "most useless characters ever"

Tofu was a joke one purpose, he was there to taunt you if you screwed up on trying to get the HUNK minigame.

Jill is the master of unlocking because shes the daughter of one of the best cat burgalurs in the world (novels).

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU BLOW DOWN WOODEN DOORS?
Jill gets a grenade launcher within the first 20 minutes of the game and still needs to find a fucking key to get into a room.
Jan 21st, 2006 12:20 AM
Guitar Woman here
Jan 21st, 2006 12:06 AM
executioneer that sux dude nemesis is pretty badass

if i had half a mind i would offer to send you a .bin of it
Jan 21st, 2006 12:05 AM
Emu outbreak is REALLY shitty

Also, I cannot find RE3 ANYWHERE. Gamecube OR PSX.
Jan 20th, 2006 11:47 PM
executioneer 2 is the scariest one in the series to me 3 is more creepy horror than jump-out horror so i guess it depends on what you like better
Jan 20th, 2006 11:46 PM
executioneer yeah
Jan 20th, 2006 11:38 PM
Guitar Woman The one for the gameboy is an RPG, so it probably sucks too.
Jan 20th, 2006 10:49 PM
executioneer fucking 2, dammit

although 3 IS pretty good too so yeah

my opinion is that zero is the only bad resident evil, but i haven't played dead aim or that one for gameboy so idk for SURE

oh and outbreak is kind of shitty too
Jan 20th, 2006 09:43 PM
Guitar Woman I'm gonna get another RE soon. Should I get 2 or 3?
Jan 20th, 2006 05:50 PM
darkvare hey the ds game of RE 1 is kinda cool here are some videos
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/action/re...ml?sid=6142714
it looks like the game will be just like the gameboy version couple of years ago.
Jan 20th, 2006 11:06 AM
Guitar Woman Ha ha, I played a little bit of the original RE and that "master of unlocking things" line made me crack up

EDIT: lol
Jan 20th, 2006 05:10 AM
SUFFER also why the fuck does Jill " the master of unlocking things"
need a fucking lockpick ?
and yet still noone else mentions tofu the worst character ever invented

that should be a new thread "worst characters ever"
and "most useless characters ever"
Jan 18th, 2006 11:19 AM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Does the DS remake at least use the stulus to aim?

Like hold down R1 then the touch pad shows a 1st person view of the level and you pick off bad guys.
No, the backgrounds are pre rendered like in FF7-9. They did that on the PSX so the graphics wouldn't be completely grainy and gay.

And you don't have to manually combine your ammo when you pick it up, unless you're talking about loading it into your gun. That was pretty fucking annoying. Same thing with herbs, there should've been a thing where you could just use it without picking it up like in RE4.

Also, "Jill, go and look for more clues. I'll be examining this."
Apparently this blood is red ;<
Jan 18th, 2006 02:02 AM
SUFFER i hate the fucking ink ribbons , that shit drives me insane
in the middle of all this fucking chaos puzzle solving and mutant killing , you need a fucking ink ribbon and type writer to save your progress?
get a fucking pencil or something !!!
write that shit down !!!
you would think these people could figure out a better way to record progress ,
and how you have to manually combine your ammo when you pick more up . that gets irritating after a while also ,

one thing i always found amusing
you get the HERB and when you mix it with more , it puts it on that paper which i swear to god is a rolling paper
first the GREEN HERB , then the rolling paper .
and you wonder why they do the stupid things they do
everytime your trying to heal yourself , your getting high as shit

oh and RE2 why the fuck did they even make tofu a character ?, and only give him a knife? ,
and make you have to beat the game
like 3 times to unlock the most worthless character in the history of video games ?

the world may never know


oh that and the first game has some of the stupidest dialogue ever
how many times does barry say "what is it?"
in the first 5 minutes of playing ?
or how about ?
"ITS BLOOD ! , I hope this is not chris' blood"
gah !!!!!!!!!!!!
my brain is on fire again !
Jan 17th, 2006 10:52 PM
ArrowX Does the DS remake at least use the stulus to aim?

Like hold down R1 then the touch pad shows a 1st person view of the level and you pick off bad guys.

Or maybe the classic but tottaly overated "Shot to the head = instant zombie death" will finaly make it into the game.
Jan 17th, 2006 03:58 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Emu
I'm sure you've seen those little chibi anime Megaman travesties.
Chibi RE4. Now that's where the smart money is.
Jan 17th, 2006 03:47 PM
Guitar Woman Exactly my point.
Jan 17th, 2006 03:47 PM
Emu Those weren't remakes, they were just re-releases.
Jan 17th, 2006 03:27 PM
Guitar Woman They should've done RE2 or 3 instead, because those games deserve better remakes than the piles of shit capcom presented to us on the Cube.
Jan 17th, 2006 02:23 PM
the_dudefather am i the only one not excited about resident evil ds? its pretty cool, resident evil on ds, but i seriuosly couldnt be bothered playing ANOTHER version of resident evil 1, unless it was totaly revamped so it was as good as RE4.
Jan 17th, 2006 01:23 PM
Emu Because the DS is such a popular system.

Seriously though Capcom has been making awful choices for a good four years now. I'm sure you've seen those little chibi anime Megaman travesties.
Jan 17th, 2006 11:22 AM
Guitar Woman And how come Capcom is putting RE1 on the DS, which will suck horribly compared to their masterful remake on the Gamecube?
Jan 17th, 2006 11:21 AM
Guitar Woman How come all the zombies are gonna be naked in the DS remake?
Jan 17th, 2006 07:21 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985
Just wait until you get to Section 3-1 in the game, when you not only have to protect Ashley from getting kidnapped while she turns cranks but also yourself. Most annoying section of the game ever.
He's beaten the game already.

And you don't have to make her turn the crank under fire. You can just find a shady spot, like the room with the two pressure plates, and waste the monks as they come through the doorway and drop from the hole in the ceiling. It takes a while, but I prefer this method.
no the part right after that where you have to boost her up on your shoulders
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