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Jan 21st, 2006 12:26 PM
Esuohlim hey y don't u go stfu mr. no-house
Jan 20th, 2006 06:21 PM
Womti that's all you have to say? mr homeless?? nice one, mr shitty website author.
Jan 20th, 2006 05:02 PM
Esuohlim Hey womti y don't u stuff the f up mr. homeless
Jan 20th, 2006 04:21 PM
Womti shut up, mr. nerdy-fag avatar.
Jan 20th, 2006 10:43 AM
Esuohlim NICE AVATAR, MR. TOO-MANY-PIXELS
Jan 20th, 2006 10:34 AM
Bryan1277 his tears cure cancer, yet he does not cry...
Jan 19th, 2006 02:39 AM
executioneer would you gays shut up about chuck norris already, jesus
Jan 18th, 2006 06:58 PM
ninja wolf Of course. Never thought of that.
Anyways, we'd better get back to panicing.
Jan 18th, 2006 01:34 AM
SUFFER hes rich eh ?
that explains everything
your grandfather PAID to look like Chuck Norris
Jan 17th, 2006 08:12 PM
ninja wolf Not that I know of. Quiet possible though, he was rich.
Jan 16th, 2006 10:24 PM
xbxDaniel So what? He had a black hat?
Jan 16th, 2006 06:27 PM
ninja wolf My grandfather looked like chuck norris, only not as in shape.
Jan 15th, 2006 11:59 PM
Misdemonar THIS IS WHY I MADE MY BOMB SHELTER!
Jan 15th, 2006 10:20 PM
xbxDaniel FUCK!
Jan 15th, 2006 09:55 PM
SUFFER HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
Jan 9th, 2006 08:16 PM
xbxDaniel I thought you had to be literate in order to write.

Wait, maybe he has a receptionist take dictation. :innuendo
Jan 9th, 2006 08:14 PM
Xenogil
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
He's not just a has-been actor/total gym endorser, but he's also an author!



Now we've got a whole new medium by which to rip on him.
Jan 8th, 2006 07:06 PM
ArrowX more like womti, in south boston, wihtout a green card!
Jan 8th, 2006 12:59 PM
Womti steven segal???? all he does is pat someone on the shoulder and they go flying into a wall! talk about well-respected!!
Jan 5th, 2006 07:51 AM
MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
How about Steven Segal?
Jan 5th, 2006 05:36 AM
RaNkeri Ooh, my friend show me these about 1 month ago, those kick ass :D There were also Vin Diesel facts too :D
Jan 5th, 2006 05:32 AM
Jixby Phillips hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
Dec 30th, 2005 01:48 PM
HickMan I was the blind man
Dec 23rd, 2005 01:16 PM
Ivan Raged http://colin-tribaldance.ytmnd.com/
Dec 22nd, 2005 01:23 AM
Jeff The Ninja Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

And Esuohlim, Your avatar Kicks ass.
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