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Jan 25th, 2006 05:49 AM
Sethomas It's actually a hookah puff at the moment.
Jan 25th, 2006 04:14 AM
Pub Lover ipepuff
Jan 25th, 2006 03:22 AM
Sethomas Feces contains trillions of e. coli bacteria per cubic inch. Granted there are probably hundreds of strains of e. coli, you're not immune to the stuff that dwell happily in your lower intestines. In fact, if you get a wound in your lower intestines, the bacteria will seep outwards and require tons of antibiotics, probably killing you regardless in the end.

So, if you eat enough human shit, even your own, you will die of septic shock. This would probably entail death by fever under a weakened immune system on account of dehydration after you can no longer digest food properly and you shit yourself crazy.
Jan 25th, 2006 12:56 AM
CosmoToad dont tell god to shut up!
Jan 25th, 2006 12:45 AM
Esuohlim god shut up
Jan 24th, 2006 11:50 PM
CosmoToad kahlporn learn to quote!! no quotation marks! please for the love of Frog!
Jan 19th, 2006 01:08 PM
kahljorn "I heard somewhere that the Japanese had to harvest their own poo to use in food since they don't have enough"

Yea it's called fertilization. For example, manure.

"I thought waste products were sterile to whoever made them? Or is that just urine?"

Whatever Patches O'Houlihan.

Jan 19th, 2006 12:24 PM
Guitar Woman I thought waste products were sterile to whoever made them? Or is that just urine?
Jan 18th, 2006 11:26 PM
Misdemonar
Jan 18th, 2006 09:39 PM
maggiekarp I heard somewhere that the Japanese had to harvest their own poo to use in food since they don't have enough
Jan 18th, 2006 09:31 PM
Womti this thread is not about me. you know, dung beetles eat shit so it is possible. although.....
Jan 18th, 2006 09:19 PM
maggiekarp If you had stable living conditions I don't think you'd be eating shit all that often :/
Jan 18th, 2006 09:16 PM
Womti
EAT SHIT AND DIE

what do you think would happen if you tried this? also, what would it taste like? uses in cooking??

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