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Jan 27th, 2006 07:47 AM
jin Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, i am old, but i'm happy.

I was once like you are now, and i know that it's not easy,
To be calm when you've found something going on.
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

Son
How can i try to explain, when i do he turns away again.
It's always been the same, same old story.
From the moment i could talk i was ordered to listen.
Now there's a way and i know that i have to go away.
I know i have to go.

Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just sit down, take it slowly.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to go through.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, i am old, but i'm happy.
(son-- away away away, i know i have to
Make this decision alone - no)
Son
All the times that i cried, keeping all the things i knew inside,
It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it.
If they were right, i'd agree, but it's them you know not me.
Now there's a way and i know that i have to go away.
I know i have to go.
(father-- stay stay stay, why must you go and
Make this decision alone?)
Jan 23rd, 2006 05:15 PM
kahljorn I reccomend captain morgan's with dr. pepper. I did this after a night of acid tripping and it tasted like liquid gold.
Jan 23rd, 2006 03:51 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I live on the Tennessee border, so it's only a short trip for 40's
Jan 23rd, 2006 03:08 PM
Sicktodeathmx
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebiggameover
ive been on a 40 ram-page as of late. micks, king, and some shit that was all 8.1%. hur-a-cane or something....
You can't buy 40s in alabama
Jan 23rd, 2006 02:50 PM
sonofsatchmoe want something that will kick you in the balls.

imagine southern comfort, but cheaper, and a whole hell of lot rougher.
Jan 23rd, 2006 02:42 PM
sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
so despite being unable to rember, you're sure it wasn't this stuff?
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/kingcobra.html
im 100% sure that wasnt it.. this is what i absolutly remeber about it. the bottle was flat. it wasnt made by Anheuser-Busch. the liqour was clear. the label was black and white, and it did have a big ass black cobra, showing its fangs on the label. it tasted horrible, and it was really, really cheap for a 5th. it might have been a grain alcohal, not a gin. of course i think gin is nasty anyways. (sorry gin drinkers)
Jan 23rd, 2006 02:06 PM
thebiggameover ive been on a 40 ram-page as of late. micks, king, and some shit that was all 8.1%. hur-a-cane or something....
Jan 23rd, 2006 10:53 AM
ziggytrix so despite being unable to rember, you're sure it wasn't this stuff?
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/kingcobra.html
Jan 23rd, 2006 01:19 AM
sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
king cobra is fucking malt liquor, you big dummy.
not this stuff i had. it was like a gin or something. i only had it once and i was too drunk to remeber everything about it. all i do remeber is that it was really cheap, tasted horrible, and was called king cobra.
Jan 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
kahljorn I drink old english and steel reserve. Compare that to king cobra.
Jan 23rd, 2006 12:42 AM
Seven Force
Jan 23rd, 2006 12:41 AM
glowbelly king cobra is fucking malt liquor, you big dummy.
Jan 22nd, 2006 10:18 PM
sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
redneck.
god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.
Ha ha, like virgin 101?
Man that shit is god awful
oh man, the worst shit ive ever drank was this crap called King Cobra. it was like $2.50 for a 5th.
Jan 22nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Sicktodeathmx
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
redneck.
god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.
Ha ha, like virgin 101?
Man that shit is god awful
Jan 22nd, 2006 10:11 PM
sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
redneck.
god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.
Jan 22nd, 2006 09:50 PM
sadie redneck.
Jan 22nd, 2006 09:20 PM
sonofsatchmoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
i think it DEPENDS. Beam is something you could really settle down with at anytime :<
ill send you a bottle of boonesfarm someday. im perty sure you can use it as a paint thinner.
Jan 22nd, 2006 07:16 PM
Chojin i get the kids on weekends
Jan 22nd, 2006 07:15 PM
MLE you speak of it as if you've found a new lover
Jan 22nd, 2006 07:15 PM
Chojin i think it DEPENDS. Beam is something you could really settle down with at anytime :<
Jan 22nd, 2006 07:14 PM
MLE i still think rum and pepsi lime is better
Jan 22nd, 2006 07:12 PM
Chojin Jin I must say that a Jim Beam and coke is a mighty fine beverage :o We had to go into the inner city to find a liquor store that was open on Sunday, though!
Jan 21st, 2006 11:57 PM
Seven Force Your eyes remind me of those Flintstones push-up ice cream things I used to get a long time ago. I wonder if they still sell them...
Jan 21st, 2006 11:54 PM
ScruU2wice Chojin I think you should mess with the word filter again, but either make the swear words backwards or different swear words.
Jan 21st, 2006 11:44 PM
MLE stop trying to steal my kill like a level 2 brute in city of villains.
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