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Jan 26th, 2006 10:32 AM

Pub Lover

Well, I do not miss him, but then I'm not really sure I want him dead. :/

Jan 26th, 2006 10:15 AM

MetalMilitia

Yea me too, I hope he's not dead.

Jan 26th, 2006 10:11 AM

sadie

i miss kelly and his silly punnish humor.

he kinda grew on me after a while.

Jan 26th, 2006 03:23 AM

Marc Summers

Oh jesus just stop posting in this thread im turning red
but that might just be the auto-erotic asphyxiation

Jan 25th, 2006 09:36 PM

CosmoToad

And I give a shit ms.judge avatar

Jan 25th, 2006 09:30 PM

Guitar Woman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prog Shooter

All four of your ARE dead jerks.

Jan 25th, 2006 09:27 PM

Jixby Phillips

and thereare five of us you peice of garbage

Jan 25th, 2006 04:44 PM

Marc Summers

I think it's an unwritten rule that you shouldn't post in a topic that I made in mockwars a few weeks ago. It brings back bad memories

Jan 25th, 2006 04:09 PM

Pram Maven

All four of your ARE dead jerks.

:/

Dec 15th, 2005 06:01 AM

Marc Summers

Dec 15th, 2005 05:58 AM

Marc Summers

Dec 15th, 2005 04:26 AM

Jixby Phillips

Dec 15th, 2005 03:30 AM

GADZOOKS

Dec 15th, 2005 03:26 AM

Jixby Phillips

shut up!

Dec 15th, 2005 02:58 AM

Marc Summers

Oh you

Dec 15th, 2005 02:45 AM

GADZOOKS

All three of you stink of dead jerks.

Dec 15th, 2005 02:25 AM

Marc Summers

GUITAR WOMAN vs. KELLYCHAOS

I know the mockwars are over and all, but I really wanted to see this fight. I know there's already some tension between you two, so that should make it more interesting. If you don't want to play, that's ok with me, call me an "unfunny flapping cunt" or what have you, but I'll start it for the both of you:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellychaos

"You're a big, fat cow!!"

It seems to be becoming my mantra lately and ... what the hell ... it works for all occasions. Oh Well :/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract,
or any other part of my body.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellychaos

Guitar Woman is so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU AREN'T FUNNY, AND EVERY TIME YOU POST I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TAKING THE FUCKING LIFE OF MYSELF AND EVERYONE WITHIN A FUCKING 100 MILE RADIUS OF ME, SO FUCK OFF BEFORE I FUCKING COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND FUCKING SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING FUCK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellychaos

Ya my jokes are so not funny AM I RITE GUYZ?!!? :highfive There is water out there asking you to drown in it. Why won't you fulfill it's request?

Some minor modifications, but it still gets the message across, which is basically "I'm funny, you're not, now I'm going to ask you to die in a way that is absolutely hilarious (to me)"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

SHUT UP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UNFUNNY CUNT

Again, some tweaking, but the message is "You're so not funny. God, why do I have to deal with these damn bitches on a daily basis? OMG I'm possessed now that's funny"

IT HAD TO BE SAID DAMMIT

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