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Feb 6th, 2006 01:17 AM
executioneer there isn't a sonic in my town, or in any town within a 30-mile radius from my town
Feb 6th, 2006 01:14 AM
Tara Not if you get a Diet Cherry Limeade @ Sonic. That's the ticket to Heaven you guys.
Feb 6th, 2006 01:11 AM
executioneer idk doesn't chloroform buying require some sort of hazardous chemical permit nowadays :/
Feb 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Tara Guys? Take note.

This is far cheaper than a romantic dinner for two at Sonic.
Feb 5th, 2006 02:25 AM
Comrade Rocket
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Originally Posted by CosmoToad
tell me how to get a woman then Dr. if youre all-knowing


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Feb 5th, 2006 01:48 AM
CosmoToad tell me how to get a woman then Dr. if youre all-knowing
Feb 5th, 2006 12:43 AM
Comrade Rocket
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Originally Posted by Misdemonar
I have terribly stupid disease, is there anyway I can live a normal sex life?
well lets see. You need someone who can see through your disabilty. Try heading to your local special olympics and finding someone there. Chances are there are a few people there who share the same interests in shiny and colorful objects. Im sure you will find someone who you can get along with fine.

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I dont really like girls, and I often show this through physical violence and verbal humiliation.
But that said I would still like to have a caring and sensitive girlfriend for long walks, companionship AND MABEY MORE (:wink).

Can you help please?
have you ever considered being gay? I mean, you get all the good aspects of a relationship and you dont have to deal with women. Honestly, its exactly the same and you even get your own bars and dance clubs. And if you want a job or something you can just claim they are being sexest... you know what, i think im gonna be gay
Feb 4th, 2006 02:04 PM
Matt Harty this is very insightful
Feb 4th, 2006 01:15 PM
MetalMilitia I dont really like girls, and I often show this through physical violence and verbal humiliation.
But that said I would still like to have a caring and sensitive girlfriend for long walks, companionship AND MABEY MORE (:wink).

Can you help please?
Feb 4th, 2006 12:59 PM
Misdemonar I have terribly stupid disease, is there anyway I can live a normal sex life?
Feb 4th, 2006 05:27 AM
Marc Summers Thanks Dr. Rocket!
Feb 3rd, 2006 09:48 PM
Comrade Rocket
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HEY WOOSHI! I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AND I WANNA GET A GIRLFRIEND! HOW CAN I GET A GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE OR USING THE PHONE OR TALKING TO WOMEN AT ALL AS THEY SCARE ME?
have you ever considered internet dating, or dating over a MMORPG. There is nothing more romantic than PK'ng noobies.

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
There's this one girl I have the hots for and every time I look at her she sticks a finger down her throat and makes a disgusted face. Does it mean she likes it down the throat or is she bulemic?
you need to understand that women are almost an entirely different organism. There sexual organs are contained in there throat and when they masturbate they make a face like they just smelled something really bad.

so it doesnt mean that she likes it down the throat or she is bulemic. It means that she is so turned on by the mere sight of you that she has to start masturbating furiously right THEN AND THERE. SHE TOTALLY WANTS YOU.
Feb 3rd, 2006 04:37 AM
Marc Summers There's this one girl I have the hots for and every time I look at her she sticks a finger down her throat and makes a disgusted face. Does it mean she likes it down the throat or is she bulemic?
Feb 3rd, 2006 03:22 AM
Pub Lover HEY WOOSHI! I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AND I WANNA GET A GIRLFRIEND! HOW CAN I GET A GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE OR USING THE PHONE OR TALKING TO WOMEN AT ALL AS THEY SCARE ME?
Feb 3rd, 2006 02:04 AM
Comrade Rocket
The COMRADE ROCKET LOVE THREAD
Have problems in love? Ask me a question. I can use my vast exprience with relationships to maybe help.

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