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Mar 1st, 2006 02:02 AM
Mockery
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
But... You could sell the nipple egg for profit? I mean, sure, a lot of folks will bid more if it's for charity, but I bet there's folk out there who really want a nipple egg no matter what.
Yeah, I could easily relist it without mentioning the charity, but I think that's part of what gets the price so high to begin with, and I should be able to say it's for a charity when that's what it is.

Anyway, I've continued my ranting about this bullshit here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=28
Feb 28th, 2006 10:46 PM
ArrowX I hope eBay is fucking happy wIth themselves

I would suggest that Roger would just repost the auction but people are cunts and wouldn't bid


FUCK eBay, heatless pricks.
Feb 28th, 2006 04:25 PM
Guitar Woman Every time I find food that looks like something I tell myself I'm going to sell it on eBay, then later I forget and eat it
Feb 28th, 2006 03:08 PM
mburbank But... You could sell the nipple egg for profit? I mean, sure, a lot of folks will bid more if it's for charity, but I bet there's folk out there who really want a nipple egg no matter what.
Feb 28th, 2006 03:00 PM
Emu Advertise it on i-mockery. eBay can fuck themselves.
Feb 28th, 2006 02:57 PM
MarioRPG ...That's just sad.
Feb 28th, 2006 02:39 PM
Protoclown That's fucking gay.
Feb 28th, 2006 02:33 PM
Emu I don't get it. Why would you need St. Jude's approval to donate to them? And is St. Jude not an approved charity? Besides, it's your money anyway.
Feb 28th, 2006 02:27 PM
Mockery eBay is lame.

Quote:
Dear i-mockery,

We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s):

5669122574 - THE NIPPLE EGG Cadbury mini egg with a Nipple RARE

However, your listing was in violation of eBay's Charity policy and has been removed from eBay. We have credited all associated fees to your account and notified eBay users associated with the transaction that it has been cancelled.

We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.

Your listing(s) contains the following information:

ALL proceeds from this auction will be going to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital!


eBay encourages community members to be active in supporting charitable endeavors. Because charitable fundraising is a highly regulated area subject to numerous state and federal laws, eBay has partnered with MissionFish to make charitable listing easy and has created very specific guidelines for when charitable solicitations will be allowed on eBay.

Non-MissionFish listings

1. Sellers may only list items on behalf of a charity if the charity has provided advance written consent for the solicitation. To prove that you have obtained that consent, you must include a scanned copy of the consent in the listing.

2. Sellers may only solicit on behalf of recognized 501c3 or 501c4 charitable organizations.

MissionFish listings

1. Sellers may only list items via MissionFish on eBay that meet the MissionFish listing guidelines, including the guidelines designed to obtain advance consent from the charities.

2. Sellers may only solicit on behalf of recognized 501c3 or 501c4 charitable organizations.

For more information on Charity visit the following Help page:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/fundraising.html

Please note: violation of this or other eBay policies may result in forfeit of eBay fees on cancelled listings, limits on account privileges and account suspension.

Please review eBay's Listing Policies and User Agreement at the following locations:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/policies.html
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/user-agreement.html

For more information on why eBay removes auction-style listings, or to write to us with questions, please review the following Web page:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/confidenc...ing-ended.html

We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Regards,

eBay Trust & Safety
Translation: "Hahaha we're rich and we want to make it harder for you to give to those in need. SUCKAS!"
Feb 23rd, 2006 08:02 AM
the_dudefather heh, i just finished watching the episode of 'Penn and Teller's: Bullshit!' on randomly occuring religious icons, looks like they havent seen this yet
Feb 22nd, 2006 08:10 PM
Archduke Tips I've seen nipples in weirder places.
Feb 22nd, 2006 07:08 PM
Immortal Goat Yes, but do they have such well-defined areola?
Feb 22nd, 2006 04:18 PM
EisigerBiskuit I'm sorry to say this, but...

A lot of them have nipples.
Feb 22nd, 2006 03:54 PM
Mockery Nah, they'll just get ruined the next time I fist Protoclown.

Seriously though, we've got an egg with a nipple on it and you guys can only focus on me getting some nancy-boy manicure?
Feb 22nd, 2006 01:39 PM
Esuohlim Rog would you like me to paint ur nails?
Feb 21st, 2006 04:54 AM
lunlun
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
somebody needs a manicure. :P
hihi i also thought that
Feb 20th, 2006 10:37 PM
EisigerBiskuit I once found a skittles shaped like a car. There goes my future.
Feb 20th, 2006 10:07 PM
Womti good like cheese and crackers. wait.....
Feb 20th, 2006 10:05 PM
Jeff The Ninja I LIKE NIPPLES, THEY ARE GOOD.
Feb 20th, 2006 09:42 PM
Marc Summers eBay is probably the only place where you can become a millionare for selling oddly shaped snack food.

I think I'll start buying flamin' hot Cheetos and see if I can find my tuition in there somewhere...
Feb 20th, 2006 08:59 PM
Mockery
Quote:
Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
It's obvious that person is riding the price up and not planning on purchasing it (he changed his username already)
No, that's Stamper from Newgrounds and he's legit.

And speaking of Newgrounds, Tom Fulp has agreed to match whatever I donate to the St. Jude charity for up to $1000.00. Very cool indeed!
Feb 20th, 2006 08:47 PM
GADZOOKS It's obvious that person is riding the price up and not planning on purchasing it (he changed his username already)
Feb 20th, 2006 08:43 PM
darkvare put it on a pedestal?
Feb 20th, 2006 06:45 PM
Fathom Zero $102 Dollars, further proving that you can sell anything for an outrageous price on eBay. I wonder what you would do with something like that, though.
Feb 20th, 2006 06:19 PM
sadie somebody needs a manicure. :P
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