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Feb 26th, 2006 05:12 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
I haven't jerked off in a few days, but I will jerk off just for you -- at a picture of a blond with blue eyes, because I know that is how you would want me to do it.
i dont like kulturkampf anymore than the next guy, but i thought that was an awesome response
Feb 26th, 2006 02:40 PM
-->oscam He's gay.
Feb 23rd, 2006 10:50 PM
The One and Only... Bash in his face with a tennis racket. He's probably a sub, so he'll dig it.
Feb 23rd, 2006 02:09 PM
MetalMilitia Have you tried playing hard to get!

I bet it will work. I bet will.
Feb 23rd, 2006 12:27 PM
camacazio Not to seem all pessimistic or anything crazy like that, but I smile at just about anyone I walk by quite regularly on campus with a strong desire not to strike up small talk.
Feb 23rd, 2006 10:56 AM
Terra I think there is a lot of good advice in this thread (except for the German jerk off guy).

Something else too; if two people are attracted to each other, there is going to be an extra level of awareness between them. Perhaps the other party notices you noticing him. There isn't anything wrong with going up and saying hi to him. If he's THAT shy, your going to have to bite the bullet and initiate the contact. That's just all there is to it.
Feb 23rd, 2006 09:26 AM
Archduke Tips
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Originally Posted by CLICK9
yay! okay, the answers to your questions are music, oh hay-ellllllll no, and none of the above. I just kind of want to hang out, make out and see where it goes.

Please give me some specific directions, because I think it would look dumb to go up to him now and be like, "Hey, we had a class together a year ago and never talked to each other, but I think you're hot now. I'm _____ by the way." Ugh. I think I need to come up with something that has a little more zazz!
I think your best bet is to write him a cute note with your phone # on it saying you want to hang out some time. Be creative on how you give it to him, like slipping it into his backpack when he isn't looking or putting it on the windshield of his car. Don't give it to him in person, if he is shy he might get kinda freaked out.

Will he know who you are if you put your name on it? If not, then include a picture. Make sure that you look good in the picture, don't just put any old picture in there.

This way you aren't really the initiator because it is up to him to call you. If he looks at you and smiles a lot, then chances are he likes you and will call you. If he doesn't call within a week, then come back for more advice.

Also, make sure you are ready to talk if he calls... It might put him off if he calls you and you just say, "duh......"
Feb 23rd, 2006 04:53 AM
Kulturkampf
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Sounds like he needs to grow balls. Maybe you can teach him? I do not know.

Cowards don't deserve victories.
Will you shut the fuck up......just shut the fuck up, You goddamned retarded skinhead fuck. No one wants to hear your asinine ramblings and incoherent spewings. Go back to your barracks and jerk off to Mein Kampf and shut the fuck up.
I am glad it gets to you.

I haven't jerked off in a few days, but I will jerk off just for you -- at a picture of a blond with blue eyes, because I know that is how you would want me to do it.
Feb 22nd, 2006 11:07 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
Will you shut the fuck up......just shut the fuck up, You goddamned retarded skinhead fuck. No one wants to hear your asinine ramblings and incoherent spewings. Go back to your barracks and jerk off to Mein Kampf and shut the fuck up.
My God Cosmo. This side of you....just takes my breath away!
Feb 22nd, 2006 07:47 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Not if he's insanely insecure and paranoid, he might think she's trying to humiliate him.
All the more reason to talk to him. That way, he'll try to avoid doing whatever it was that might have attracted attention, and Click will have her answer.
Feb 22nd, 2006 05:29 PM
CLICK9
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Originally Posted by RussoNWM
I think I can help you, but first I need to know what department the guy is in and whether or not he is in a fraternity?

Also, what are you looking to get out of it... A relationship? Random sex? Dates?
yay! okay, the answers to your questions are music, oh hay-ellllllll no, and none of the above. I just kind of want to hang out, make out and see where it goes.

Please give me some specific directions, because I think it would look dumb to go up to him now and be like, "Hey, we had a class together a year ago and never talked to each other, but I think you're hot now. I'm _____ by the way." Ugh. I think I need to come up with something that has a little more zazz!
Feb 22nd, 2006 04:55 PM
CrazyBlackDude If he's shy, just make the first move.
Feb 22nd, 2006 09:37 AM
Dole
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Cowards don't deserve victories.
You are such a humoungous fucking loser it defies all belief.
Feb 22nd, 2006 09:17 AM
EisigerBiskuit It's like looking into parralel mirrors, it is.
Feb 22nd, 2006 08:44 AM
Sacks Patience, Cosmo. Some of us are just too fast to live and too young to die on these information super highways. Anyways, I say go talk to this dude. He's probably sitting at home trying to figure out why the cute gal/fella he keeps smiling at won't come talk to him.
Feb 22nd, 2006 08:39 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Sounds like he needs to grow balls. Maybe you can teach him? I do not know.

Cowards don't deserve victories.
Will you shut the fuck up......just shut the fuck up, You goddamned retarded skinhead fuck. No one wants to hear your asinine ramblings and incoherent spewings. Go back to your barracks and jerk off to Mein Kampf and shut the fuck up.
Feb 22nd, 2006 06:20 AM
Supafly345 Maybe he likes that.
Feb 22nd, 2006 01:05 AM
Pub Lover Not if he's insanely insecure and paranoid, he might think she's trying to humiliate him.
Feb 22nd, 2006 01:00 AM
Dr. Boogie If he is really shy, you're going to have to be the initiator. On the plus side, there's little chance that you'll be shot down by an extremely shy person.

Just introduce yourself. If he is interested, he'll thank you for it. Probably not aloud, but still...
Feb 22nd, 2006 12:55 AM
Sethomas Stick your tongue in his mouth. Forcibly. As a shy guy, it's left quite an impression on me in the past.
Feb 22nd, 2006 12:41 AM
Archduke Tips I think I can help you, but first I need to know what department the guy is in and whether or not he is in a fraternity?

Also, what are you looking to get out of it... A relationship? Random sex? Dates?
Feb 21st, 2006 11:12 PM
camacazio Go talk to him. And if it happens to be me, fuck off.
Feb 21st, 2006 10:25 PM
maggiekarp Everyone has a chance, really. If you don't take it, you'll be left wondering "what if?"

I'd get better advice first, though
Feb 21st, 2006 10:10 PM
Kulturkampf Sounds like he needs to grow balls. Maybe you can teach him? I do not know.

Cowards don't deserve victories.
Feb 21st, 2006 09:47 PM
CLICK9
how to approach a really, really shy guy?
this has been bugging me for a long time. There's a guy in my department at school who always smiles and looks at me, but never will say hi or anything. I usually see him walking around or studying by himself but sometimes he's with one of his guy buddies (he never talks to girls). Do you think I have a chance or is he just being a tease? I hate being the initiator!!!!!

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