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Mar 6th, 2006 12:09 PM
The Retro Kat I usually touch the floor when I jump out of my bunk bed.
Mar 5th, 2006 12:51 AM
Seven Force Your teeth are the least of your problems right now.
Mar 5th, 2006 12:50 AM
Johnny Couth My toothbrush! Good habits, yay!
Mar 5th, 2006 12:36 AM
Terra No. He is thinking of the STD he is risking his virginity on.

The rest of the time he is frantically looking for his penis, the weapon of his own demise.
Mar 5th, 2006 12:22 AM
MLE Do you think of other men?
Mar 4th, 2006 07:42 PM
liquidstatik it usually is my dick, but not to see if its there. :x
Mar 4th, 2006 07:36 PM
executioneer

-willie
Mar 3rd, 2006 08:44 PM
GADZOOKS hot
Mar 3rd, 2006 08:15 PM
Staxeon If my girlfriend is in bed with me, her ass.

If I'm alone, the blankets to pull back over my head.
Mar 3rd, 2006 02:03 PM
Dole the lives of every soul I meet.
Mar 3rd, 2006 01:32 PM
Womti milhouse shut up :/
the first thing I touch in the morning is whatever book I'm reading.
Mar 3rd, 2006 09:57 AM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
yeah, you're right. i just roll over on you
Mar 3rd, 2006 03:14 AM
Fathom Zero I reach for my hair or my alarm clock. I rub my face, too.
Mar 2nd, 2006 11:55 PM
nothing4buddha
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Originally Posted by Sam
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Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
i scratch my butt
No you don't.

The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
yeah, you're right. i just roll over on you
Mar 2nd, 2006 10:38 PM
Sam
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Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
i scratch my butt
No you don't.

The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
Mar 2nd, 2006 09:20 PM
maggiekarp my blanket
Mar 2nd, 2006 08:11 PM
nothing4buddha i scratch my butt
Mar 2nd, 2006 06:47 PM
Lotida
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Seconded "snooze alarm".

Ditto
Mar 2nd, 2006 05:49 PM
Guitar Woman I just realized how retarded my last post here was, who the hell sleeps with their glasses on
Mar 2nd, 2006 05:46 PM
xbxDaniel I reach for them as soon as I wake up. I don't know why I do, that's just what I reach for. I guess the first thing I touch is the table beside my bed then.
Mar 2nd, 2006 05:38 PM
Guitar Woman you sleep with your glasses on?
Mar 2nd, 2006 04:26 PM
xbxDaniel My glasses.
Mar 2nd, 2006 04:08 PM
Marc Summers My watch
Mar 2nd, 2006 03:23 PM
Matt Harty Cell phone
Mar 2nd, 2006 03:17 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
My coffee pot
Was that some kind of euthamism you slut
hahaha ;<
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