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| Mar 12th, 2006 09:46 AM | ||
| Staxeon | With Raimi he's probably got Ash v Evil Ash on the brain. Start the guys out looking nearly the same, then twist the bad one through the course of the film. | |
| Mar 12th, 2006 09:36 AM | ||
| Pub Lover | I thought Eddie Brock was meant to be a weightlifter, having him be the same build as weedy Peter Parker doesn't make sense to me. :/ | |
| Mar 12th, 2006 09:11 AM | ||
| Staxeon |
?? Toby plays Spidey, Topher Grace (from that 70s show, and In Good Company) is rumored to be playing Eddie/Venom. They've even got the role listed on his imdb already. I was pissy at first too when I heard it but, if you think about it, he does have a similar build and look to Toby, so that makes sense. I just hope they bulk him up bigger or have some wicked CG for when he completely goes apeshit. |
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| Mar 10th, 2006 09:06 PM | ||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog |
Thanks for posting the comic. I was entertained by this abomination. Unlike the idea of that Toby chap playing Eddie (venom) brock in the new movie. A part more fit for Henry rollins then an american pie reject. |
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| Mar 9th, 2006 03:33 AM | ||
| Staxeon |
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I miss the days when Peter was smart, now he's just a whiny bitch. I was hoping after House of M they would have him psychologically snap, just lose his grip due to all the stuff that happened there (Gwen, Ben, and the Goblin). But alas, instead we retractable claws and power armor. |
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| Mar 6th, 2006 12:42 PM | ||
| MLE | Or prior storyline, for that matter. | |
| Mar 6th, 2006 01:42 AM | ||
| Emu | Have petty details like physics or common sense ever stopped them before? No. | |
| Mar 5th, 2006 11:06 PM | ||
| NES Boy |
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| Mar 4th, 2006 07:48 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
I bet the twist will be good ol glug glug Stark will have actually FUSED the symbiotes to the interior lining of the suit. :O With completeley implausable Ideas like that I could write comics! |
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| Mar 4th, 2006 04:10 PM | ||
| Dr. Boogie |
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| Mar 4th, 2006 10:51 AM | ||
| Emu | Maybe Uncle Ben can come back from the dead as a skeleton, and then he finds Peter's old skin and puts it on, then swings around town as the undead Peter Parker with a lust for little girls. | |
| Mar 4th, 2006 03:43 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
Sorry man, but the clone saga was far stupider than this already stupid storyline. It pissed all over everything we knew about Spider-Man and Peter Parker and showed a complete disdain for sensible, non-character-ruining writing.. I like to pretend that Maximum Carnage, Onslaught, and some fun videogames are all that happened to Spidey in the 90s. edit: Also, Aunt May did die for good, or at least, she did way back in the early 90s. It was a huge part of the Spider-Man No More story. At this rate, they'll bring Uncle Ben back from the dead (not in robot form, someone already did that) as the new fucking Green Goblin. |
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| Mar 3rd, 2006 08:06 PM | ||
| Staxeon |
Ahhhh, no wonder MJ put on the Iron Man armor... Peter - "Hey, check me out baby. New powers" MJ - "Sweet Jesus keep that thing away from me!?!!" Peter - "Its all natural hun, go ahead and touch it, it won't bite." MJ - "The fuck it won't, I don't know where bone-spikes are gonna shoot from next! Just keep that goddam thing AWAY! Peter, it looks like a placenta!!!" Peter - "SHUT UP!! People love me! Maybe I'll find someone to really LOVE me!" MJ - "Whatever. (picks up phone) TONY!! Are you involved in this? Well you've got some explaining to do....uh huh....well what about....YEAH.....ok.....impenetrable metal suit, ok......really? no way to pee out of it, well then nothing can come in right?......" |
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| Mar 3rd, 2006 12:40 PM | ||
| Protoclown | Yeah, I was wondering about the number of limbs too. And then I realized that one of his new Spider powers must be the 'third leg' if you know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge* | |
| Mar 3rd, 2006 06:46 AM | ||
| Staxeon |
I'm so pissed they took Spidey the Superman-route (killed him, made him come back looking different, speculation ensues). And I want an explanation of why there's only 3 robot arms on that Iron Spidey suit! 4 human limbs + 3 wheeled warrior-looking limbs = 7, not the arachnid quota of 8. Tony keep one to put on eBay? Maybe he's gonna try to sell it to Peter later as a promotional offer? |
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| Mar 2nd, 2006 08:51 PM | ||
| Emu |
She's the immortal geezer. Besides, who in this series HASN'T died? |
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| Mar 2nd, 2006 07:43 PM | ||
| ArrowX | Hasn't Aunt May died like 10 times throughout the series? | |
| Mar 2nd, 2006 04:06 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Haha, thanks Max. I always appreciate your feedback. I would love to see you do some more comic book articles...your stuff always cracks me up. And the guy who wrote that shit is Reginald Hudlin. I'd never heard of him before and apparenly he is widely reviled by fans everywhere, so I can't imagine whose dick he's sucking to have landed the job of writing a Spider-Man title. |
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| Mar 2nd, 2006 03:27 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Proto, that was lovely. "So Spidey does what any dying hero would do: he takes Mary Jane and Aunt May (both wearing Iron Man's old prototype armors) along with him to break into Dr. Doom's castle in Latveria to use his time machine, so that they can travel back in time and see Peter's parents and Uncle Ben before they died and he can get all depressed about it." Without the picture, I would have been certain you made that up. Who wrote that horrid excuse for crap? Aunt May should have died ages ago before there was any chance some idiot comic book writer would stuff her aging old carcas in an Iron Man suit. |
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| Mar 1st, 2006 07:08 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Emu, you just blew me out of the fucking water. What happened to the spidey logo seen on Starks Super-Sewer its totally different on the Tankard Spidey Suit |
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| Mar 1st, 2006 07:06 PM | ||
| Emu | Because Spiderman masturbates with his right hand, thereby making it stronger and can more easily withstand the force of a gunshot. Leftie, which only rarely joins in on a game of pocket pool, doesn't have that kind of discipline and skill. Therefore, the bullet went right through it. | |
| Mar 1st, 2006 07:00 PM | ||
| ArrowX | If the bullets are magic and don't lose momentum from flying across town why does the other one stop after it goes through spidey? Did it just transfer all of it magical force into him with little effect? | |
| Mar 1st, 2006 12:01 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
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| Mar 1st, 2006 01:16 AM | ||
| executioneer | i like how there is time for witty banter while bullets are flying around | |
| Mar 1st, 2006 01:08 AM | ||
| Dr. Boogie | So, Spidermand puts his wife and Aunt May in some Ironman suits, and the three of them are able to tackle Dr. Doom on his home turf? I would think that Dr. Doom would be a little worried that anyone can just slap one of those suits on and foil him so easily. | |
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