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Apr 7th, 2006 03:15 PM
Trash "you+me=69 baby"
Apr 7th, 2006 05:43 AM
executioneer pick up lines pick up lines
more like a bunch of dick up lines
pick up lines pick up lines
more like you make me sick up lines
pick up lines pick up lines
why don't you get the heck out lines
Apr 7th, 2006 01:54 AM
Staxeon Yep that's about it. Oh, and its better than using these lines at boy scout jambories, you might want to try it.
Apr 7th, 2006 01:25 AM
Terra No. They're dumb and when they're drunk they giggle at shit.
Apr 7th, 2006 01:20 AM
Jixby Phillips WOAH COLLEGE GIRLS MUST BE COOL OR SOMETHING ???
Apr 7th, 2006 12:13 AM
Staxeon
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
those are too dark to be used as REAL pickup lines!!!
Not in college bars. They just giggle.
Apr 7th, 2006 12:00 AM
Jixby Phillips those are too dark to be used as REAL pickup lines!!!
Apr 6th, 2006 11:51 PM
Terra Is that how you spell roofies??? I thought it was roobies.

Note: that was a pick up line.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:38 PM
Staxeon "ARE THERE ANY SLUTS IN THE BAR?"

"Living in my grandma's basement its all that bad."

"Did it hurt? Ya know...when I left you on the curb the last time I put roofies in your drink."

"Where's your friend, the pretty one that invited you to make her look better by comparison?"
Apr 6th, 2006 11:32 PM
Sethomas If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and... oh shit, I wouldn't want to do that because then I'd have to re-organize my Pokémon cards. Umm, carry on.
Apr 6th, 2006 11:11 PM
Jixby Phillips A cliched pick up line, with a vulgar or absurd twist at the end!
Apr 6th, 2006 04:04 PM
the_dudefather
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
"I'm the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?"

It works everytime.


"is heaven missing an angel, because you got nice cans"
Apr 4th, 2006 04:25 AM
WhiteRat "I'm the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?"

It works everytime.
Apr 4th, 2006 01:35 AM
Terra "Fuck off"

Always gets the ball rolling.
Apr 4th, 2006 01:20 AM
Jeff The Ninja "hey, Your boobies are almost as big as mine!"

"Im Horny"

"It gets Bigger"

"Hey baby, do you think Im sexy"

"I Just Came"

"I have a great personality"

"Come on, when we fuck its gonna be dark, what do you care what I look like?"
Apr 3rd, 2006 01:22 PM
MLE You beat me to it, Seth :<
Apr 3rd, 2006 02:51 AM
Sethomas American Sign Language.
Apr 3rd, 2006 12:48 AM
RaNkeri What does ASL stand for? I've heard it many times before, but I've never knew it's true meaning, Enlighten me, please
Apr 3rd, 2006 12:08 AM
ziggytrix L = LetMeKnowIfYouAreCloseEnoughToMolestIRL
Apr 2nd, 2006 09:02 PM
Girl Drink Drunk haha. So true.
Apr 2nd, 2006 08:00 PM
Lotida When people on the internet ask you "ASL"... do they really care about your location? I mean, you could be in Cuba or something... what the fuck do they care?
Apr 2nd, 2006 05:22 PM
Girl Drink Drunk ASL WANNA CYBER ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL
Apr 2nd, 2006 05:19 PM
GADZOOKS What do you say we go back to my computer and jerk off?
Apr 2nd, 2006 03:13 PM
Chojin "So, I made this thread on an internet message board.

It's pretty funny, and clever. It's about- oh:

A thread is like, it's called a thread because, okay on message boards you can create 'posts', which is like writing a note and then tacking it to a real-life messageboard.

Like, the corkboard ones.

But the post becomes a THREAD when people add their comments to it.

So I guess it's like a public restroom stall because people add stuff under what you said or cross out certain things that you said to make it look incriminating.

Though you can't do that second thing on the internet.

I guess I don't really get why it's called a thread, either.

So, do you have a cell?"
Apr 2nd, 2006 01:45 PM
ArrowX "I think i dropped my fist in your cunt by accident."
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