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Apr 17th, 2006 02:58 PM
Supafly345 Haha, Guitar Woman didn't get Camacazio's joke.
Apr 17th, 2006 02:12 PM
BlueOatmeal I got a joke. Remember that time Jesus died? Man that was a Good Friday! HARHARHAR...
Apr 15th, 2006 10:54 AM
darkvare is funny i was watching the pasion of the crhist before i read this that movie was hardcore but i was lauhing all the way
Apr 15th, 2006 02:15 AM
Rongi Jixby, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy post like this.
Apr 15th, 2006 02:12 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by the_dudefather
remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny
thats a brilliant joke for a kid to make (high school, middle school, or otherwise) and he (OR SHE LETS NOT BE SEXIST) should have been rewarded.
Apr 14th, 2006 10:52 PM
bigtimecow i find this joke hilarious. thank you sethomas.

(no sarcasm)

(no sarcasm abotu the "(no sarcasm)" )
Apr 14th, 2006 09:16 PM
ziggytrix everyone knows God is a Buddhist
Apr 14th, 2006 09:16 PM
the_dudefather remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny
Apr 14th, 2006 08:05 PM
maggiekarp I bet Jesus didn't think it was so good hahaha rolfoma


(I thought it was funny, Seth )
Apr 14th, 2006 06:08 PM
Seven Force I am with Xenu on this one.
Apr 14th, 2006 06:05 PM
Emu My alignment is Lawful Good with Neutral Good tendencies.
Apr 14th, 2006 05:37 PM
Big McLargehuge by the way, out of curiosity. Who here alligns themselves with jesus in the everlasting battle for souls?
Apr 14th, 2006 05:11 PM
Emu I'm offended by this thread.
Apr 14th, 2006 05:09 PM
Seven Force I doubt anyone here cares what you think is funny, which could be an old man getting hit in the groin by a football or a Jew burning in an oven for all we know.
Apr 14th, 2006 04:40 PM
Guitar Woman No, I get the joke, I just don't find it very funny.
Apr 14th, 2006 04:39 PM
camacazio She clearly doesn't get the joke.

He was crucified.
Apr 14th, 2006 04:35 PM
Guitar Woman Seth, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy thread like this.
Apr 14th, 2006 04:33 PM
Sethomas
My Good Friday joke!

I wouldn't be surprised if someone else already thought of this one, but it popped in my head when I was driving yesterday!

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't always a virgin? --Because He got nailed three hours before He died."

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