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May 10th, 2003 08:03 PM
Generator86 Okay, after seeing her on the MTVIcon thing for Metallica, I now have one thing to say.

THE QUEEN OF PUNK IS DEAD!!!! LONG LIVE THE NEW QUEEN OF METAL!!!!
May 9th, 2003 04:28 AM
Blackjack Oh, Country and Western Metal then!
May 5th, 2003 09:12 AM
Helm The new Metallica's gonna suck so bad it'll be hilarious. Mark my words. They're attempting some sort of agressive 180 in direction. Think Lars Ulrich playing blastbeats and Soulfly guitars with James going "Yee-haw!" over the mess.


It's gonna be so fucking funny.
May 4th, 2003 11:31 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Don't you mean evanescence?
May 4th, 2003 10:42 AM
Blackjack What's the deal with the Metal-lica covers?

Hell, the first time I heard "Sk8er Boi" or whatever it's called, I was in the pub and it came on MTV... and I was quite literally counting the chords, on one hand, just like when I saw the "Josie and the Pussycats" trailer. Four chord rock n roll, exactly like the Ramones were making popular decades ago.

So how can miss Lasagne, armed with a mic and four chords, replicate an eight minute thrash out of "Master of Puppets"? Are we talking metal without the solos, or the progression, or just about anything that actually requires TALENT?

Oh wait, that's Linkin Park. Doh!!
May 3rd, 2003 01:06 AM
Protoclown Hell, LET her cover Metallica. They deserve each other for both sucking so badly.

Mind you, I still like oldschool Metallica, but everything past the black album is pure shite, and about half of the black album is pretty bad. They didn't used to suck, but they sure do now.
May 3rd, 2003 12:23 AM
Generator86 I know.

*hangs his head in shame*
May 3rd, 2003 12:02 AM
punkgrrrlie10 Men like you are causing the downfall of society.
May 2nd, 2003 11:53 PM
Generator86 Eh, as much as I hate her(as I believe the vast majority of Mockers on here are in compliance), as much as her songwriting is juvenile at best, as terrible as her voice is(not to mention her guitar playing), I'd still do her, if only for the story. :/
May 2nd, 2003 10:46 PM
Jeanette X JIHAD AGAINST AVRIL!
May 2nd, 2003 10:27 PM
Skulhedface Considering even Britney Spears is attempting metallica now, actually they could do far worse than Avril.

Doesn't mean she doesn't suck however.
May 2nd, 2003 09:20 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
I heard on the radio she is going to be performing at a Metallica tribute.
SACRELIGE! SACRELIGE!!
May 2nd, 2003 04:15 PM
Jixby Phillips I think shes hawt I want to have sex with all of her
May 2nd, 2003 03:03 PM
punkgrrrlie10 I heard on the radio she is going to be performing at a Metallica tribute.
May 2nd, 2003 12:59 AM
JonSwift I really like avril's totally punk scream on track 5...
can't wait for the new album to come out!!
May 2nd, 2003 12:56 AM
BlueOatmeal OMG! You guys hate her too?!?!?! Thank fucking Heyzeus! Not a godamn day goes by that I dont fucking hear about her or see her on a godamn magazine with her "punk" dress! GODAMMMIT!


Im 17 and I know who the Sex Pistols are! I mean godamn if your going to join a group you need to know your fucking roots! You cant just sing a song about skater boys and then have some soft song about being sad and have a record on a major label and call yourself a punk. I wish people would relize that.

Punk rock is all about telling a story about the pain, corruption, anger, governmental problems, and the like. Not about wearing a tie or having make up running down your eye. (Good Charrlotee) Another shitty band who should not exist.

Well I've ranted enough and now I'm tired
May 1st, 2003 09:26 PM
Protoclown GOD SAVE US ALL -- Jaeger bought the Anvil Migraine cd
May 1st, 2003 08:45 PM
wreckreation please. rage is fun music, but they seriously can't back anything they say up with their multi platinum album sales. They make faux political music. Plus they make faux speeches to stir crowds, but i seriously doubt they care that much.
May 1st, 2003 08:23 PM
(-) Ions Thank God - A board that makes some fucking sense. Avril is the epitomy of all that is wrong with modern music. A sell-out kid, writing pop cheese, sold to the world as rock music. In fact modern punk is pretty fucking awful on the whole - a load of perfect american teens singing immature songs about procreating with thier grandmothers or dogs - wheres the punk attitude there? Somebody make a political statement please - not even ratm can save us now.
Apr 11th, 2003 02:38 AM
tenno i woulda hated her but that would require caring.......and um.....calories
Apr 11th, 2003 02:05 AM
Les Waste All of your Avril hating views are RADICAL and X-TREME!
Apr 11th, 2003 12:48 AM
FlakTrooper While no one says you have to know who the Ramones are, though as far as Im concerned you damn well should, if you are running around claiming to be some big punk I would expect you would know the history behind your music, not just the fasion.
Apr 10th, 2003 11:16 PM
FeuerAffe I read an interview with her and she said something about how she shouldn't be expected to know who the Sex Pistols, Ramones, etc. are because she's only like, 17 or something. I'm only 19 and the Ramones are one of my favorite bands.

I totally copied Weird Al's schtick and started writing new lyrics to her big debut song this morning.
Apr 10th, 2003 10:56 PM
SisterOFMercy seriously, i loved wendy o'williams and the plasmatics and the Runaways..and Heart..and..and..Carly Simon.. ( makes me emotional)
Apr 10th, 2003 08:05 PM
Jeanette X I wish Wendy O. Williams would return from the dead to destroy her.
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