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May 6th, 2006 05:37 PM
Terra Mine was great!! But it might be a while before I tank up on merlot again.
May 6th, 2006 03:34 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I saw a couple of hispanics beat up a white guy with a sombrero yesterday. So pretty good.
I wouldn't think one could do much damage with a sombrero, but I guess it was two on one....
May 6th, 2006 01:21 PM
Guitar Woman Ugh, I had a horrible time last night and I never want to have to celebrate this shitty holiday ever again. Fuck you mexico.
May 6th, 2006 12:49 PM
DamnthatDavid Some Coronas and Texes Holden while a Stand and Deliver (snow boarding video) was blaring in the background.

Awesome times. I even stabbed my finger trying to do the knife game at high speed. Small cut though.
May 6th, 2006 12:04 PM
Alive They allways get the kitchen and the cool shit. they stay in the same classroom all day and do the easy work. they never have to mix with anyone other than there own kind and they dont even have phys. ed. for the protection and safety of the teachers with them exposed to athletic equipment.

Edit: knew about it (cinco de maYO) did nothing really to celebrate it out of the ordinary. basicly just another day, but congrats to them.
May 6th, 2006 11:46 AM
Blue Fox In Spanish class, we made tortillas and salsa with the retarted kids.

We had to let them try or we couldn't use their kitchen
May 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
xbxDaniel I saw a couple of hispanics beat up a white guy with a sombrero yesterday. So pretty good.
May 6th, 2006 08:30 AM
Sethomas Well, another Cinco de Mayo has come and gone. Mine was great!

How was yours, everyone?
May 6th, 2006 01:06 AM
executioneer ugh
May 6th, 2006 12:43 AM
Jeff The Ninja When I first saw the words Cinco De Mayo when I was 5, I thought that it was a brand of Mayonaise.
May 5th, 2006 08:56 PM
Terra You need to send that to Pub. I'll bet he can use it right about now for that latin blue pants thing you answered late and left stuff out of.
May 5th, 2006 08:31 PM
Sethomas Well, Google seems to have totally forgotten about this holiday, and my friend referred me to yahoo to see their unforgivably lame attempt. I'm not going to look up the exact image that rog uses, so I'll link to a ytmnd like some kind of internet homosexual.

http://hatdancing.ytmnd.com/
May 5th, 2006 07:23 PM
WhiteRat We hit two pinatas yesterday at work while the theme from Benny Hill played. Twas a fun time.
May 5th, 2006 06:50 PM
Big McLargehuge I like wooley vaginas!!
May 5th, 2006 06:05 PM
Terra What about her bush? Does she shave her bush? Half breeds at least do that. If she doesn't shave her bush, I would think twice before I hit that.
May 5th, 2006 05:59 PM
DamnthatDavid Nope, and she is half-american, so she does things like... shave under the arms.
May 5th, 2006 05:27 PM
Sethomas Does she follow all wistful thoughts with an abrupt raspberry? 'Cuz I know a lot of hot French girls that would do that.

I can only think of one right now, so don't ask for their names and addresses. I might still have her European phone number from 2004. You stalkers.
May 5th, 2006 05:24 PM
DamnthatDavid French? Defeated?!?! Bah, the french girl who I know told me that they were strategic withdrawls to help keep alive the brave frenchmen who wouldn't never ever run.

She also thinks that the French resistance in WW2 was only slightly aided by the Allied Forces in defeating the Germans.

I can't argue with her though. She is hot. And I want her.
May 5th, 2006 05:24 PM
Misdemonar Cause france is pussies
May 5th, 2006 02:46 PM
darkvare it's celebrated cause we defeated france in war. for some reason they don't teach anything about it in france
May 5th, 2006 02:37 PM
liquidstatik I saw a black man wearing a sombrero to celebrate. :O
May 5th, 2006 02:31 PM
Zomboid Or they don't teach it at all. Never been offered here and I don't think anyone cares. I know I don't :D
May 5th, 2006 02:00 PM
Sethomas That's because they don't teach Spanish in Canada until high school.

Man that's a knee-slapper.
May 5th, 2006 01:57 PM
MarioRPG I wished many people at my school a happy cinco de Mayo and they had no idea what it was.
May 5th, 2006 01:51 PM
Terra The girl's in the office hired a stripper for this other lady who has a birthday today. He came as Mr Guacamole (sp). It was a terrible sight to behold.

And he made a mess too.
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