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| Jul 1st, 2006 04:07 AM | ||
| Chojin |
GUYS I GOT A JOB TAKING MY TRASH OUT OK FINISHED A JOB WELL DONE I MST SAY 
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| Jul 1st, 2006 03:52 AM | ||
| Wiffle Bat | Nice story, Jeff. | |
| Jul 1st, 2006 03:29 AM | ||
| Marine |
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No one with their sanity in order would give me a full time job. |
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| Jun 30th, 2006 08:41 PM | ||
| Jeff The Ninja |
Ha, I used to Babysit. And they werent normal children, they were the kids of a Ultra Conservative Chinese Christian. I had to Quit because Of Three Reasons 1) I was showing them "Scary" Movies. Because Apparently Pirates of the Carribean is some kind of Satanic Horror Film to those people. 2) I had a Discman, so they didnt trust what I was listening to because They couldnt hear it. But I Played it for the kids. 3) Having to get up early, And get those kids to school was keeping me from getting to class on time and indirectly causing me to fail all my Classes. (i couldnt get any work done so that explains the failure of the afternoon classes as well. I needs my 10+ hours of sleep and apparently the desk is not a bed) So aside from all the Things I wasnt susposed to do, I did a good job. I also taught the children the danger of fire when I Inadvertedly set my shirt on fire while Cooking them Breakfast one morning. It was fun because they didnt know that water (which they had Glasses Full of) Can be used TO extinguish Fires. A Fact that I had to teach them through Screaming and A Twisted Game of Charades. |
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| Jun 30th, 2006 08:17 PM | ||
| Archduke Tips | Damn that was a short job! | |
| Jun 29th, 2006 12:51 PM | ||
| Marine | Halleluja! Only one day of work left. trying to brainwash children is tougher than it sounds. | |
| Jun 20th, 2006 11:56 AM | ||
| Marine |
wow how did you manage that 
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| Jun 19th, 2006 08:57 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
So what Marine, I've been employedsince last january 
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| Jun 19th, 2006 08:30 PM | ||
| DaxF | Hey marine you dork. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 11:12 AM | ||
| Black Flag | why is this a question? | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:48 AM | ||
| Marine | some may say so. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:46 AM | ||
| Emu | so you're some sort of monster, then | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:41 AM | ||
| Marine | no i am the guy that intruduces Doom 3 to kinder garten children. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:38 AM | ||
| Emu | So you're the guy who cleans up the puke with that pink sawdust stuff? | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:21 AM | ||
| Marine | i shall use my inlfuence to turn the children into brainless minions | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:20 AM | ||
| Marine | well, they dont know that. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 10:16 AM | ||
| Spectre X | You are the last person who should be allowed near children. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 09:55 AM | ||
| Marine |
the kids get scared when i read from the necronomicon. i guess they just dont know the threat of the maskim. |
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| Jun 19th, 2006 09:52 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | Do you read passages from the necromicon? | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 09:51 AM | ||
| Marine | though i did try to teach them about first person shooters, but i failed miserably. | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 09:47 AM | ||
| Marine |
Sadly no. its at a school. |
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| Jun 19th, 2006 09:43 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | Does it have anything to do with doom? | |
| Jun 19th, 2006 09:30 AM | ||
| Marine |
Hey guess what, marine got himself a job!? Didn't see that coming did ya? |
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