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Jul 31st, 2006 03:27 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
the teacup ride is not a killer
hasn't there been like, 2 more deaths after 2003?
Jul 29th, 2006 04:42 AM
The hero is me It was also kinda flat. Roadkill inbred evil pooh?
Jul 24th, 2006 07:41 PM
Juttin What kind of retard/inbred Pooh is that?
Jul 24th, 2006 02:53 PM
-GROG- I was taken aside by a disney character once and well now im terrified of Winnie the Pooh.

dear God.... I can still see those eyes.

Jul 20th, 2006 08:37 PM
Pub Lover He meant she grrrrrrrrrrr!


Nevermind!
Jul 20th, 2006 07:36 PM
Grislygus
Re: Disneyland Mishaps

Quote:
Originally Posted by neojester12
My sister was getting beveraginated
Devaginated?!
Jul 19th, 2006 12:36 PM
Jeff The Ninja
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Originally Posted by juttin
I like how nobody gives a damn that Disneyland is an overpriced ploy
with waaaaaaay too much fatalities. They just care about spending $5,000 on a vacation there.
well, when you see how long Disney Land has been open, the amount of Fatalities caused by Worker Negligence is Very low. Most Injuries and Fatalities are caused by People Screwing around on the Rides.
Jul 19th, 2006 03:31 AM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Terra
It is if your idiotic enough to dryhump the cokes.
Dude, who said it was dry?
Jul 19th, 2006 02:30 AM
Juttin I like how nobody gives a damn that Disneyland is an overpriced ploy
with waaaaaaay too much fatalities. They just care about spending $5,000 on a vacation there. I'd rather risk 30 minutes in Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Jul 18th, 2006 09:50 PM
Fathom Zero The teacup ride didn't kill anyone, but it shredded a boy's leg like a sausage factory.
Jul 18th, 2006 06:12 AM
Chojin SCANDALOUS!
Jul 18th, 2006 12:00 AM
Marc Summers
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because she was riding alone in the rear car of a sled no one could determine whether or not she had deliberately unfastened her belt.
Magic Mountain almost fired me when I accidently let a train leave the station with only one person in the back seat.

The most interesting thing that happened to me at Disneyland was that I saw Andy Dick there. Yea...
Jul 17th, 2006 10:09 PM
Seven Force ugh fuck off
Jul 17th, 2006 10:08 PM
Jeff The Ninja
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but the clearance wasn't enough -- the oncoming train struck and killed him, dragging his body 30 to 40 feet down the track.
Disney Land is MAGICAL
Jul 17th, 2006 10:03 PM
Seven Force Oh? My modifications didn't work then.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:59 PM
Terra It is if your idiotic enough to dryhump the cokes.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:47 PM
ziggytrix the teacup ride is not a killer
Jul 17th, 2006 09:45 PM
Seven Force I fucking hate you. Why couldn't you die on the teacup ride?
Jul 17th, 2006 09:42 PM
DamnthatDavid I have never been to disneyland.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:31 PM
neojester12
Disneyland Mishaps

I was about 7 when my parents took me down to disneyland(AWESOME PLACE!)...anyway, we were at the entrance to what i think was the mgm section of the park, at a soda stand.

My sister was getting beveraginated while i was standing around in front of this 50's cardboard cut-out of a guy who was holding a case of coke(the case was not cardboard it was 3-D).

From what my dad says, i was getting lightheaded from the heat, and started swaying in front of these cokes. All of a sudden, i feel water, like its about to rain, but there's not a cloud in the sky.

I look up and see this big 30-year old black woman (who was running the stand) PULL OUT A WATER GUN and start shouting at me.

She was, of course saying, STOP HUMPING MA COKES!!!!!!!!!

So.. any other disneyland related mishaps?

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