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Jul 29th, 2006 07:01 AM
Trash This thread's name should be "If you could commit autofellatio"
Jul 28th, 2006 09:57 PM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I can, & yes.
That's hott.
Jul 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
executioneer spilling seed is spilling seed, dude
Jul 27th, 2006 07:15 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
Technicly his sin was not that wanked. he was commanded to have a baby with his dead brother's widow and raise it in his honour. He fucked her but pulled out at the last minute and shot his wad elsewhere.

His sin was not that he wanked, but that he didn't impregnate the chick he was commanded by God to impregnate.
Jul 23rd, 2006 12:51 AM
Gurlugon Somnonanism
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:27 PM
executioneer guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:13 PM
Supafly345 I just learned a new word for blowjob so I'm going to use it akwardly on i-mock IMMEDIATELY.
Jul 22nd, 2006 12:48 PM
WhiteRat NOT INTERESTED.
Jul 22nd, 2006 11:42 AM
Zen444 I was sent to spy on a Cuban talent show.

First stop, Havanna a go go!

Enclosing, yes.
Jul 22nd, 2006 11:24 AM
WhiteRat Hey Zen, will you stand next to me while I fellate myself?
Jul 22nd, 2006 10:24 AM
Zen444 TL;DR!
Jul 20th, 2006 11:13 PM
maggiekarp I think that act is referred to as a spiderman.
Jul 20th, 2006 09:50 PM
Terra Thank God,

For all mankind

Your not big enough

To find.
Jul 20th, 2006 04:18 AM
WhiteRat I think that if I could give myself fellatio I would throw the remains into the nearest person's face.
Jul 18th, 2006 08:45 PM
Terra Okay.

Seven's was the only response that made sense here.
Jul 18th, 2006 08:38 PM
Archduke Tips Stomach babies are my biggest fear.
Jul 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Pub Lover I can, & yes.
Jul 17th, 2006 10:24 PM
Seven Force Hindsight is 20/20, Courage.
Jul 17th, 2006 10:22 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog
If you could give yourself felatio

would you swallow?

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