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Apr 15th, 2003 04:51 AM
Jixby Phillips SO WHAT DID YOU THINK
Apr 14th, 2003 10:39 AM
James Server seems to be a little faster this morning. I'm working on getting my 5th movie off there, and it only takes about an hour or less on cable.

I'll watch them later, but I expect them to be LOL considering who's making them.
Apr 14th, 2003 01:49 AM
Jixby Phillips My favorites are probably "Bored," "Poker," "Raking Leaves," "Pizza," "Cat," and "One Shot" because it has a SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST
Apr 14th, 2003 12:57 AM
Les Waste It took me hours to watch the college reunion one but it was worth it because it was so LOL

I was downloading the Thanksgiving one but my computer froze halfway through. Of course, that was after about an hour of downloading, so I was sad.
Apr 14th, 2003 12:22 AM
James THOSE GUYS SURE LOOK FAMILIAR

But seriously, this server expects me to wait 7+ hours to download each video.

And the sad thing is, the server is right. But still... the fuck.
Apr 14th, 2003 12:14 AM
Anonymous I downloaded the college reunion one, the whodunnit one and the yoga one. The problem is that the site is way tooof ucking slow and it took forever to dl them. Last night and a very little bit today I tried to get Rog to drive to Baltimore with me to see the show.


We didn't go but I did get him to say yes to the Wigfield show that is going to be in DC
Apr 13th, 2003 11:15 PM
Jixby Phillips That is fantastic

I wish more people would download the stella videos and talk about them
Apr 13th, 2003 06:14 PM
Les Waste I wrote a really good story about a guy who has a disease called poopy mouth. His mouth is filled with and always producing a substance that looks like poop, smells like poop, tastes like poop, feels like poop, probably sounds like poop, but isn't poop. It's like bacteria and mucus or something.

He has to wear a surgical mask at all times when he goes out in public, otherwise he spits his poop-like residue out when he talks or breaths. However, in private, he can wear a rubber dental dam.

He's the only person in the world who has this disease, although it is extremely contagious and he's always giving it to other people. The reason he remains the only person in the world with it is because when other people find out they have the disease, they kill themselves. At least once a week, he goes to the pawn shop and buys a gun and tries to kill himself but he chickens out. And then he can't sell the gun back because he put the gun in his mouth and the pawn shop owner won't buy back the gun covered in poop-like residue.

Since he's the only person in the world who has the disease, it's medical name is named after him. But he's the only person who calls it that, as everyone else calls it poopy mouth. And everyone confuses the medical name of the disease with groups of people who eat their own shit for erotic purposes, so everyone thinks that's whats wrong with him.

It's actually really depressing, but in a funny way. Funny ha-ha way, in fact.
Apr 13th, 2003 05:33 PM
FartinMowler Jixby has a poopy mouth.
Apr 13th, 2003 05:27 PM
mburbank Oh, so now it's all cool and shit to post directly to Jixby.





Well, fuck you.
Apr 12th, 2003 11:23 PM
Jixby Phillips I'LL MAKE YOU A VIDEO CASSETTE OF IT IF YOU PAY THE PRICE
Apr 12th, 2003 10:58 PM
Les Waste Sell me your DVD.
Apr 12th, 2003 09:52 PM
Jixby Phillips http://www.stellacomedy.com/video.html

EVERYBODY DOWNLOAD "COLLEGE REUNION" IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY THIS THREAD EVEN MORE

DOWN LOAD THE REST IF YOU LIKE LAUGHING VERY HARD
Apr 12th, 2003 09:28 PM
Les Waste
Apr 12th, 2003 09:27 PM
Anonymous "lots"
Apr 12th, 2003 09:20 PM
Les Waste yeah well I ruin lot's of things.
Apr 12th, 2003 09:18 PM
Anonymous aw, the thread was perfect at 2 posts
Apr 12th, 2003 09:17 PM
Les Waste Try to be serious here.

Why is everything gotta be a joke?
Apr 12th, 2003 09:11 PM
Jixby Phillips LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!
Apr 12th, 2003 09:09 PM
Les Waste
HI JIXBY

Have you ever sucked your dog's dick?

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