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Sep 8th, 2006 05:38 AM
Jixby Phillips Murray Langston used steroids?
Sep 8th, 2006 04:44 AM
FartinMowler
Sep 7th, 2006 10:11 PM
Jixby Phillips sheesh, HERE http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/groucho.htm
Sep 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Jixby Phillips to the parents in a family that had 15 children, on the set of his long-running gameshow
Sep 7th, 2006 10:04 PM
Jixby Phillips "I love my steroids but even *I* take the needle out of my arm every now and again!" captain bubba quipped
Sep 7th, 2006 09:55 PM
GADZOOKS He's holding the needle like Groucho Marx holds a cigar.
Sep 7th, 2006 06:03 PM
FartinMowler

TESTICULAR SHRINKAGE and IMPOTENCE
Sep 7th, 2006 05:19 PM
CaptainBubba At the same time your malformed mongoloid daughter found you holding the shotgun to your face in the bathroom and screamed "YAAAAAAY!"
Sep 7th, 2006 04:57 PM
FartinMowler when did Bubba become a 14 year old boy :/
Sep 7th, 2006 04:19 PM
MetalMilitia If you're in love with a girl and you're dead watch Ghost. I don't remember what happens in the end but I dare say it was a happy ending.
Sep 7th, 2006 04:13 PM
CaptainBubba ShtUP Jaxby these people know their movies.

Also if you are in love with a girl and she is the most popular ghurl at scool u shld watch Whatever it Takes. Good movie but there is some gross parts
Sep 7th, 2006 03:55 PM
Jixby Phillips ps let me clarify my joke, i'm not even refering to the lesbian kiss in the movie, I mean kissing in general. Because covering your eyes when kissing happens on the TV is a very childish response to "romance crap"

PS isn't it great when somebody has an issue with lesbianism a straight guy will suggest that they watch Chasing Amy as a way to solve those issues? A movie which is REALLY about this unfortunate time in this one girl's life when she fell in love with this dumb sadboy schlub who wasn't worth her time even if she was straight?
Sep 7th, 2006 03:51 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.
I agree, just cover your eyes when theres KISSING (YUCK!) and you'll be fine!
Sep 7th, 2006 12:03 PM
Gurlugon Is her name Freddy?
Sep 7th, 2006 09:14 AM
DuFresne Dude! I look like shit, and I still managed to find a straight girlfriend. Just keep looking, and let that lez eat hair-pie if she wants :/
Sep 7th, 2006 01:01 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Pie eating nutsack.
Sep 7th, 2006 12:57 AM
Gorlack the Destroyer Wuss.
Sep 7th, 2006 12:01 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.
Sep 6th, 2006 10:54 PM
Juttin
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Originally Posted by Chojin
or seven force.
That doesn't count, "She's" a dude :/
Sep 6th, 2006 10:45 PM
FartinMowler I had sex with a fat girl that later I found out was a Lesbian, but I had her before she knew she was a Lesbian, but she was still fat :/
Sep 6th, 2006 10:12 PM
Chojin or seven force.
Sep 6th, 2006 09:14 PM
Fathom Zero Ask Ben Affleck.
Sep 6th, 2006 09:05 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
I fell in love with a lesbian.

How do I convince her to love my man-stick?

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