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| Nov 11th, 2006 04:04 AM | ||
| GeneticRevolution | Guys, unless you’re getting laid, romance is gay. | |
| Oct 28th, 2006 04:05 PM | ||
| Gurlugon |
i've been told i'm romantic 
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| Oct 28th, 2006 03:46 AM | ||
| Yggdrasill |
Gays think romance is... well gay.  Am I right fellating fellas? |
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| Oct 27th, 2006 09:57 PM | ||
| kahljorn | i spend 16 hours a day with my girlfriend sometimes more depending on the worksituation. | |
| Oct 27th, 2006 06:11 PM | ||
| RectalWart |
It's been a long dry spell.
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| Oct 27th, 2006 05:08 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| Oct 27th, 2006 03:31 PM | ||
| RectalWart | I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls.... | |
| Sep 20th, 2006 04:12 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | I have a quarter to a girl who was short on change for her train fare. Then I gave her some tips about eating on the train! | |
| Sep 20th, 2006 12:51 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | Well, I never! | |
| Sep 19th, 2006 03:34 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | No thanks. | |
| Sep 19th, 2006 08:10 AM | ||
| WhiteRat |
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| Sep 19th, 2006 12:52 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | I've done some stuff i forget them though, sorry *sigh* | |
| Sep 19th, 2006 12:34 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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me, i bout fell down laughing when i read that. treasure your forum heels. i-mockery wouldn't be the same without them. |
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| Sep 18th, 2006 05:34 PM | ||
| executioneer | by stroking your ego, right | |
| Sep 18th, 2006 05:29 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing. I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul. |
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| Sep 18th, 2006 03:36 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
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| Sep 18th, 2006 02:31 PM | ||
| Dole | got married | |
| Sep 18th, 2006 12:53 PM | ||
| Chojin | i hope your name becomes ironic | |
| Sep 18th, 2006 12:42 PM | ||
| Alive |
Hailing a cab on 6th avenue at 10:45 p.m out in the rain, after spending $365.00 on your "date".. Priceless. Being romantic is expensive, so whats in your wallet?? Visa, its everywhere you want -and dont want to be.. Now thats a commercial i would like to see. |
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| Sep 18th, 2006 10:37 AM | ||
| WhiteRat |
I'm not an expert in the romance department, but I think i've got the gist of it down. One time I took one lucky lady to the local Burger King where I treated her to a couple of Rodeo Burgers, with the waters on me. We had Adult Video News award worthy sex right there in the booth! I was the envy of the entire school. |
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| Sep 18th, 2006 08:51 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least. Quote:
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| Sep 17th, 2006 10:13 PM | ||
| DuFresne | yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring. | |
| Sep 17th, 2006 10:10 PM | ||
| Juttin |
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| Sep 17th, 2006 10:05 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | Ugh | |
| Sep 17th, 2006 09:51 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least. | |
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