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| Oct 25th, 2006 04:13 AM | ||
| MrAdventure |
you can feel sorry all you want since i'm the "why bother" guy who feels only panic and fear on a thrill ride but at least i didnt have to take out a second mortgage just to get an upset stomach full of lambshit gyro and a kenny chesney poster with a dart hole in it |
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| Oct 24th, 2006 09:10 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid | I feel sorry for ya'll who have never experienced a good fair time. | |
| Oct 24th, 2006 05:38 PM | ||
| Jeff The Ninja |
I got to pet a Baby Piglet  Theyre so Cute when theyre Little. Oh and if you actually puke on a ride, I will laugh at you. I have been known to eat Obsene amounts of food and then go on some of the most Vicious Rides there and not even vomit. Maybe feel queasy, but never to the point of Blowing Chunks on the person next to you on the Flying Chairs. |
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| Oct 24th, 2006 05:37 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia | I got to pet several baby dwarf goats recently, they're even cuter than a regular baby goats. | |
| Oct 24th, 2006 05:33 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
yeah yeah ours had a lot of animals around i got to pet a baby goat 8-) |
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| Oct 24th, 2006 05:31 PM | ||
| Hickabod |
Perhaps but who has the patience to use the lard for a year or two before you get that good seasoned grease. Live a little, die a lot! Maybe your fair doesn't have to cool chickens and cows? |
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| Oct 24th, 2006 02:33 PM | ||
| noob3 | it'd probably cost less too, and atleast you'd have a kickin' deep fryer to show for it | |
| Oct 24th, 2006 02:28 PM | ||
| executioneer | yeah you'd be better off buying your own deep fryer and then just spinning around a bunch | |
| Oct 24th, 2006 01:17 PM | ||
| noob3 |
the fair. who wants to go eat disgusting food fried by even more disgusting people, then go on lame rides that churn that nasty said fried food into vomit butter? it's like, I have to try the fried oreo or a corn dog that's why I even want to go & then my girlfriend wants to ride some ride after. and no matter what ride it is, afterwards I feel like I drank a whole bottle of tequila & I can pretty much taste the frier grease in the back of my throat  like it's trying to escape ugh not to mention all the dirty people the fair attracts, who probably have herpes! |
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| Oct 24th, 2006 03:04 AM | ||
| thebiggameover | USA!! USA!!!! | |
| Oct 23rd, 2006 06:50 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia | English fairs where best summed up in the television series Peepshow, when Mark called them "Garish and unsafe". | |
| Oct 23rd, 2006 06:09 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
Dude... you can't mean that supa. What about all the fun times we had rolling through the fair back in Highschool. Patrick molesting the guy in the bear suit... and Patrick molesting... well about everything. it was great.
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| Oct 23rd, 2006 05:28 PM | ||
| executioneer | fairs suck eggs | |
| Oct 23rd, 2006 04:42 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | The Puyallup fair is fucking shoulder to shoulder, and sucks if you don't go with a girl or something to ride rides with. | |
| Oct 23rd, 2006 02:31 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
I went to the fair for the first time last month. It only costs like 10 bucks to get in. And, while there were only a few rides worth riding, I rode them over and over again. :o |
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| Oct 23rd, 2006 02:23 PM | ||
| Azrael | Our fair happens the 2nd week of September. It sucks. You have to pay to just get in the place, then pay more money of you want to ride the whole 5 Carnival Rides they bring. I stayed home and got high, it cost about the same. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2006 09:36 PM | ||
| Hickabod |
One year I was all cool hanging out with a couple of girls drinking malt liquor before going to the fair. The Zipper had me trying to think of a cool way to vomit out the side. There is no cool way. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2006 07:15 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
The Zipper, my friends went on that multiple times. We had the all day pass. I was feeling like crap after the Paradrop. Think of a ferris wheel crossed with the teacups and traveling at high speed. round and round in all demensions. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2006 04:20 PM | ||
| Jeff The Ninja |
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I also liked the Zipper, and they didnt have it here this year 
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| Oct 22nd, 2006 02:46 PM | ||
| MarioRPG | The fair in my town arrives around the second week on September, now just a fleeting memory. It makes up for it though, as they've stuck true to their origins. Yay for the Gravatron. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2006 10:46 AM | ||
| Jeff The Ninja |
We had the fair come here two months ago, It sucked because we only had all those New Rides that involve strapping you into a cage and Toss you around until your shoulders Dislocate and you shit yourself Anyone remember tha Flying Bobs, Because as of now they are a Distant Memory to me -------------------------------- Also, I found this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoRkM1LqG94 |
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| Oct 21st, 2006 11:43 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | Can you buy dimebags from the toothless carney hicks like you can at my hometown's fair? | |
| Oct 21st, 2006 11:34 PM | ||
| Wilford Brimley |
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| Oct 21st, 2006 10:31 PM | ||
| thebiggameover | the fair here is going on and next weekend they are gonna have fig 8 racing!!!! | |
| Oct 21st, 2006 07:21 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
I took that picture from the cockpit of my plane. Duh and the roller coaster is about 25-30 years old. |
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