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Oct 27th, 2006 06:56 AM
thebiggameover as long as its slant eye, its all good in my book....
Oct 27th, 2006 06:06 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Courage the Cowardly Dog
I will also add the Filipinas have major cracker fever as of late.
Filipinas will go for anyone who can get them a greencard to the States. It doesn't matter what race, how fat, or how many pockmarks adorn your mug, as long as they can get to the US they'll attach to you like a parasite. My ex best friend went to South Korea and a few months later he was hitched with a filipina juicy girl. Now she's preggers and I haven't heard from him in 5 months.
Oct 26th, 2006 06:44 PM
Chojin Yeah, it's like, it's like BEES, man.
Oct 26th, 2006 06:35 PM
Fathom Zero
Re: Military Gossip

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Anyway, the word around the military right now is that if you are black, go to Japan. Hip-Hop is a big thing in the land of the Rising Sun, and on Okinawa (where the largest Ameircan bases is located)
being black means you can hook up with any Japanese girl with just a simple "Yo Biatch, forshizzal!"
I can personally attest to this. As a matter of fact, that was one of the very first things I was told upon arriving here. It's a sad, sad, truth.
I can also confirm this. My mum was dating a black man () and he got sent to Okinawa. He hooked up with a girl there. My mum was happy for him, though. He left me his keyboard and dog. But yeah. Yellow + Black = Easy.
Oct 26th, 2006 05:39 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog I will also add the Filipinas have major cracker fever as of late.
Oct 26th, 2006 05:27 PM
executioneer not all of them
Oct 26th, 2006 04:43 PM
Zhukov Australians hate Americans.
Oct 26th, 2006 02:57 PM
executioneer damnthatdavid it's not "military gossip" it's "scuttlebutt" come on
Oct 26th, 2006 02:14 PM
Crimson Ghost I wish I was black... well I wish parts of me were black.
Oct 23rd, 2006 06:39 AM
WhiteRat
Re: Military Gossip

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Anyway, the word around the military right now is that if you are black, go to Japan. Hip-Hop is a big thing in the land of the Rising Sun, and on Okinawa (where the largest Ameircan bases is located)
being black means you can hook up with any Japanese girl with just a simple "Yo Biatch, forshizzal!"
I can personally attest to this. As a matter of fact, that was one of the very first things I was told upon arriving here. It's a sad, sad, truth.
Oct 22nd, 2006 09:12 PM
Protoclown I'll be moving to all three of those places post haste! Thanks!
Oct 22nd, 2006 08:57 PM
DamnthatDavid
Military Gossip

So, living in close proximety to two of the larger military bases in the states, I have gained a couple of military friends.

Except the bloody airforce pilots. button pushing egomanical chairjocky whores...

Anyway, the word around the military right now is that if you are black, go to Japan. Hip-Hop is a big thing in the land of the Rising Sun, and on Okinawa (where the largest Ameircan bases is located)
being black means you can hook up with any Japanese girl with just a simple "Yo Biatch, forshizzal!"

But Do not despaire my white brothers! the place for us right now is Australia! Word of Navy and Airforce mouth claims that the average aussie man treats women worse then drunk trailer park trash back here in the states. The Aussie women, so desperate for nice guys, hook up with anyone without a aussie accent in likkity-split time.

In the far east, the great land of China, where some cross-military training within the Coast Guard (American, Chinese, Russian) news has spread that the Chinese people are desperate for taller genetics. So if you have height, you can whore yourself off to the population. It helps if you are Asian, if not, you might be turned down.

More gossip to come.

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