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Dec 19th, 2006 05:55 AM
Supafly345 You must piss cold urine. God that must be uncomfortable.
Dec 18th, 2006 12:26 AM
noob3
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Originally Posted by Alive
Thats piss steam (dude this is gross) from your piss hitting cool/cold porcelain and whafting up into your face.


what the fuck am i a freak or somthing because i dont recall my urine steaming usually
Dec 17th, 2006 10:35 PM
sadie you're messing up my columns, dude.
Dec 17th, 2006 09:56 PM
suncrafter It is just a matter of quantity. Bar bathrooms get used many times and hour while regular bathrooms are not used nearly as much.
Nov 9th, 2006 07:41 PM
executioneer I GUESS
Nov 9th, 2006 03:52 PM
FartinMowler Do you touch your wiener Willy?
Nov 9th, 2006 03:04 PM
executioneer I GUESS
Nov 8th, 2006 10:41 PM
BlueOatmeal I thought it was about golden showers as well. I'm very let down

EDIT: Oh hey Willie can I be your myspace friend?
Nov 8th, 2006 07:11 PM
executioneer another aside, why in hell is this in loveline

i mean i guess there's not a "medical questions about the ding dong" section so this would be closest, but it sure makes me think it's got something to do with golden showers
Nov 8th, 2006 06:43 PM
ArrowX someones gonna get his prostate checked!
Nov 7th, 2006 10:53 PM
Fathom Zero My mum says it's really blood in my urine.
Nov 7th, 2006 10:45 PM
glowbelly HOMEMADE VEGETABLE BEEF SOUP

1 lb. ground beef
1 c. celery
1 c. onions
1 pkg. frozen mixed vegetables
1 c. chopped tomatoes
2 c. cubed potatoes
2 c. chopped cabbage
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
2 c. beef broth
1 bay leaf
1/4 tsp. marjoram
1/4 tsp. thyme leaves

Brown ground beef; drain; set aside. In kettle cook celery, onions and chopped tomatoes until vegetables are tender. Add mixed vegetables, potatoes, cabbage, 2 cups beef broth, salt, pepper, 1 bay leaf, 1/4 teaspoon marjoram leaves and 1/4 teaspoon thyme. Add ground beef. Simmer 1 hour.
Nov 7th, 2006 10:43 PM
Emu Drink less beef broth.
Nov 7th, 2006 10:10 PM
Fathom Zero My urine has the colour and odour of beef broth. What should I do?
Nov 7th, 2006 10:08 PM
Alive Thats piss steam (dude this is gross) from your piss hitting cool/cold porcelain and whafting up into your face. i usualy turn my head and hold my breath during that phase of it. its not like at home where the plumbing comes up from the basement thru a wood structure and theres more water (warmer) in the toilet for it to dilute in. urinals are bolted to concrete and connected to plumbing fed up thru concrete that comes straight out of the (cool) ground. of course this should be taken in a "i would imagine" form since i wouldnt want to cuase a flame war in a thread such as this since there may be other opinions/factors involved.
Nov 7th, 2006 07:22 PM
GADZOOKS When it leaks it stinks, when it flows it shows.
Nov 7th, 2006 07:20 PM
executioneer because alcohol causes dehydration which makes the pee have a lower water content idk
Nov 2nd, 2006 07:45 PM
MetalMilitia I'd be willing to bet there are several reasons; firstly that in bars people often loose their ability to aim at the urinal. Either through intoxication or just because they couldn't care less if it goes in or not.
Secondly urinals smell stronger than a regular toilet because they're not full of water or anything. The pee can just sit around on the surface stinking up the place.

The final and most likely reason however, is that you are frequenting less than classy bars.
Nov 2nd, 2006 07:20 PM
FartinMowler
Urine

Why does pee smell so strong when you go to a club or bar washroom? I know volume and how many times they clean the washroom, but the smell is different...is it beer or alchohol that produces that strange pungent odor?

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