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Dec 8th, 2006 02:37 PM
CreativeOnlineSurname
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Originally Posted by Geggy
Shit, from what i've learned frrom the majority of people in society who use the term "conspiracy theories" as smokescreen, i ought to run for president, then carefully take over america with precision and declare myself dictator. you people are so fucking gullible.
I don't think we're gullible because we aren't as good at connecting the dots as you seem to be. There's a big difference between a Joe Six-Pack "George W. Bush is an intelligent and remarkably coherent man" type of gullible and a Cindy Sheehan "I read an article on Salon so it MUST be true" type of gullible.

Guess which one you are?
Dec 8th, 2006 02:14 PM
Grislygus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geggy
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Blanco
What does that have to do with Pluto? Are you saying bird flu comes from extraterrestrial birds?
no dumbshit if you knew how to use google, you would already have learned how network of corruption work by now.
He's a real nowhere Man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans,

for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,

Isn't he a bit like you and me?


Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, please listen,
You don't knooooow what you're missing,
Nowhere Maaaaaan, the wo-o-o-orld is at your commaaaaaand...


He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man, can you see me
at all?

Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, don't worry,
Take your tiiiiiiiiiiiime, don't hurry,
Leave it all, till somebody else

lends you a hand.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, please listen,
You don't knooooow what you're missing,
Nowhere Maaaaaan, the wo-o-o-orld is at your commaaaaaand...

He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody....
Dec 8th, 2006 11:18 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Bastard.

Hey Geggy, I think a mockumentary called "The Pluto Conspiracy" would be a lot of fun. All of this shit could be in it-- Haliburton text books, bird flu from Mars, and one guy who repeatedly says "sigh, can't you use google!!?"

Would make thousands.
Dec 8th, 2006 11:15 AM
El Blanco Jets fan.
Dec 8th, 2006 10:57 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Nazi.
Dec 8th, 2006 10:55 AM
El Blanco I know how to use Google. I can also use Lexus/Nexus and a fucking library.

But none of those tells me what government officials owning stock in a company making a flu vaccine has to do with Pluto.

And did you read the part where Rumsfeld recused himself from any desicions regarding a flu pandemic?

And where is that appology?
Dec 8th, 2006 10:11 AM
Geggy
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Blanco
What does that have to do with Pluto? Are you saying bird flu comes from extraterrestrial birds?
no dumbshit if you knew how to use google, you would already have learned how network of corruption work by now.
Dec 8th, 2006 10:10 AM
Geggy Shit, from what i've learned frrom the majority of people in society who use the term "conspiracy theories" as smokescreen, i ought to run for president, then carefully take over america with precision and declare myself dictator. you people are so fucking gullible.
Dec 8th, 2006 10:08 AM
El Blanco What does that have to do with Pluto? Are you saying bird flu comes from extraterrestrial birds?
Dec 8th, 2006 09:22 AM
Geggy have you people learned nothing?
Dec 6th, 2006 01:29 PM
El Blanco
Quote:
Originally Posted by CreativeOnlineSurname
Unless you're a paranoid delusional moron who believes everything he reads.

Ding!
Dec 6th, 2006 12:22 PM
CreativeOnlineSurname
Quote:
Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
Seriously, who the hell are you?

Geggy is OUR nutcase, jerk.
I am a man who has chosen to suffer through numerous idiotic conspiracy theories in the name of entertainment.

Halliburton is going to make loads of money whether Pluto is a planet or a moon, so it's pretty much pointless to call it a conspiracy. Unless you're a paranoid delusional moron who believes everything he reads.
Dec 6th, 2006 12:05 PM
BobDole
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Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
Seriously, why does it matter if haliburton owns the textbook company? Couldn't the textbook company have pulled this conspiracy off on their own?
Don't be logical. It takes a giant corporation lurking in the shadows and secretly manipulating every little bit of our lives to make it a conspiracy.

But honestly, this is a fairly idiotic conspiracy theory. I don't see what Haliburton would gain from this change because, as has been said before, they'll basically be making the same amount of profit as they have previously. There's no logical basis to proclaim this a conspiracy.
Dec 6th, 2006 12:03 PM
KevinTheOmnivore Seriously, who the hell are you?

Geggy is OUR nutcase, jerk.
Dec 6th, 2006 11:55 AM
Cosmo Electrolux My, but that's a creative online surname you have there, buddy.
Dec 6th, 2006 11:33 AM
CreativeOnlineSurname I've been lurking here for a long time, Geggy, and I was finally motivated to register and post just to tell you that you are an imbecile.

I've read a lot of ridiculous conspiracy theories of yours, but this one takes the cake. You, sir, are a tool.
Dec 2nd, 2006 03:33 AM
Big Papa Goat Seriously, why does it matter if haliburton owns the textbook company? Couldn't the textbook company have pulled this conspiracy off on their own?
Dec 2nd, 2006 12:43 AM
Preechr OMG

MFS


IANAL

but

IFO


ROFL
Dec 2nd, 2006 12:39 AM
Geggy Finally gotten around to do a little investigation

http://highered.mcgraw-hill.com/site..._of_pluto.html

You can check out second article posted in the link.

You can google 'halliburton' and 'businessweek' which the magazine is owned by the mcgraw-hill companies, whose stock is controlled by halliburton. Most of the article written on halliburton is approved and published by mcgraw-hill who would never, ever put them in a negative light and alway march their orders. Will look into it more later on
Nov 6th, 2006 08:32 AM
Emu I like how he asked "Can anyone confirm this?" as if we had all been doing research on THE PLUTO CONSPIRACY before he brought this up.
Nov 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
ScruU2wice I'm sure Jews with laser eyes toppling the world trade center, figures into the equation somewhere..
Nov 4th, 2006 05:16 PM
Grislygus Stop being so skeptical, guys. Gee Willickers.
Nov 4th, 2006 02:27 PM
Big Papa Goat I like how it can't be a conspiracy until Haliburton is behind it.
Nov 4th, 2006 01:43 PM
the_dudefather they decided to make pluto an asteroid/ big ol rock as the USA heard of secret plans by china to send a man to pluto, and they did not want them to be the first country to walk on a different planet

ITS IN THE BIBLE!
Nov 3rd, 2006 08:11 PM
MLE
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geggy
Ya it's in human nature to be skeptical
Geggy, you always brighten my day
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