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| Dec 20th, 2006 12:33 AM | |||
| Sicktodeathmx | This thread is the win. | ||
| Dec 19th, 2006 01:12 PM | |||
| Schimid |
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| Dec 19th, 2006 12:12 PM | |||
| Lenor | Your gf has low self esteem issues, and being her bf obviously you suck and I would of booted your ass out! | ||
| Dec 19th, 2006 07:20 AM | |||
| Cosmo Electrolux | they're both whores, for the most part. | ||
| Dec 19th, 2006 06:01 AM | |||
| Supafly345 | I had an ex girlfriend who used to want to become a sex therapist, and even studied it for a while. Later she gave up after being called a loose slut by me and is now is a financial consultant. They use the same degree. | ||
| Dec 15th, 2006 04:58 PM | |||
| Lenor | wheres my cookie then dammit? | ||
| Dec 15th, 2006 04:27 PM | |||
| Chojin | this is my favorite thread | ||
| Dec 15th, 2006 12:57 PM | |||
| Lenor | and? | ||
| Dec 15th, 2006 10:55 AM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | .. | ||
| Dec 15th, 2006 10:55 AM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk |
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| Dec 15th, 2006 04:10 AM | |||
| Lenor |
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| Dec 14th, 2006 03:18 PM | |||
| RaNkeri |
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| Dec 14th, 2006 02:33 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
i like how lenor tries to make the vagina seem like it has super stretch/healing powers in this thread. YOU COULD DRIVE A SEMI TRUCK THROUGH A VAGINA AND AFTERWORDS ITD CLOSE RIGHT BACK UP THATS WHY WE HAVE OUR SECRET CLUB MEETINGS INSIDE ROSY ODONNELS VAGINA. ps dont tell anyone where our secret club is. ps the doors they use in star trek are made out of vaginas |
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| Dec 13th, 2006 02:35 PM | |||
| Lenor |
Chojin: ERic.. ouch that was harsh.. haha.. fuck your 6 years slut  .. buddha my ass! hahahahha.. And to the very offset questions, if thats your kink, and you find a grl that likes that shit, then go for it.. If you try and the grl sais no, just remember theres bitches out there like me that will break your jaw in 3 places .. muhahhahha.. And to you grly.. honestly, it takes time and patience, like ive mentioned, ive had to deal with this bullshit for years. And I dated a guy with a 12 inch dick and im not kidding.. And remember you can always play out your own fantasies, if you want candles then light them up! |
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| Dec 12th, 2006 09:44 PM | |||
| Chojin |
At least 6, actually. And buddha made me lol :< |
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| Dec 12th, 2006 09:13 PM | |||
| Emu | I think this is the first thread we've ever had where someone gave actual, useful advice. It only took us what, three years? | ||
| Dec 12th, 2006 09:05 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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Anyway, nothings been stretched but the hymen. I can wear a tampon without it hurting, and I'm in my '20s, so I can rule out the age issue. I'll just keep working at it, I suppose. And arrange another pap test just to be safe, and ask her whats up with my vag while I'm there. Thank you for *finally* giving me an informative and useful answer. Just a tip: you'll be a better therapist when people don't have to drag answers to questions out of you with iron hooks. |
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| Dec 12th, 2006 07:58 PM | |||
| WhiteRat | Does having your woman perform a cumfart cocktail really spice things up in bed like i've heard? | ||
| Dec 12th, 2006 07:56 PM | |||
| liquidstatik |
this thread is gross 
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| Dec 12th, 2006 07:53 PM | |||
| nothing4buddha | Sometimes when my boyfriend cums he farts too and i just wanna kno... how can i swallow it before i vomit? | ||
| Dec 12th, 2006 07:34 PM | |||
| Emu | This is my favorite thread. | ||
| Dec 12th, 2006 07:12 PM | |||
| Lenor |
Actually its good to see a gyno once a year for a pap test, even if your not having sex. And it could be mental, or physical. I dont really know your past history. Alot of things can be a factor in why sex hurts. For me they never figured it out, and I Just had to deal with it. Ive heard of endometriosis, which is a physical problem usually resulting in a laproscopy(sp). They will then be able to tell if its more towards the front of the vaginal walls, which is usually scar tissue and causes severe pain, usually though only for the first couple of minutes. It can also be an age issue, sometimes woman dont fully devolop entirely until their 20's... Can you wear a tampon without it hurting? its very doubtful your that stretched out, unless you've had a baby and since you've never had sex, then thats doubtful. So, in that area, it stretches right back up after any type of intercourse. Most woman dont actually become any where near 'loose' unless they've had kids. Which eventually the vagina will yet again stretch right back up. But yeah, id recommend getting yourself in the mood first, masturbate, get comfortable, use alot of ky lube.. the warming stuff is awesome haha .. and then after being relaxed after a few minutes, try to insert it then after reaplying more lubrication. Go slow and in just ease yourself onto to it.. |
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| Dec 12th, 2006 07:12 PM | |||
| FartinMowler | do you talk too much before sex? cause maybe that's why you're a virgin :/ | ||
| Dec 12th, 2006 07:08 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30713 College Sophomore Thinks She Would Make A Good Sex Columnist September 15, 2004 | Issue 40•37 STATE COLLEGE, PA—Lisbet "Lizzie" Gilchrist, a second-year undergraduate at Penn State University, told reporters that she has the makings of a good sex-advice columnist Monday. Gilchrist on the campus she feels could benefit from her wisdom. "Whenever I read a sex column in a magazine or newspaper, I always think, 'I could totally write this,'" said Gilchrist, a 19-year-old undeclared major. "I'm always giving advice to my friends about what kind of condoms to get, or whether you should use lube or not. I'm not afraid to discuss things other people are too embarrassed to talk about." Although she isn't old enough to drink alcohol, Gilchrist can identify the major kinds of sex toys, knows what "frottage" is, and understands the subtleties of bringing herself to climax. "Sex is as natural a part of life as birth or death," Gilchrist said. "People shouldn't be so weird about it. I lay it on the line. Penis, vagina—I'm not afraid to tell it like it is." The aspiring sexpert said she would draw from her own experiences to compose solid, reliable sex-advice columns. "I've been in some pretty crazy situations," said Gilchrist, who is currently single but has had three relationships and five sexual partners. "So many college sex columnists—like the one who writes for The Daily Collegian—sound like they're copying out of a human sexuality textbook. Well, I'd talk about real-life experiences. Believe me, I've had plenty of them." Gilchrist said that when she was 17, her mother found a vibrator in her room. "My mom never found out that it was the 23-year-old guy I was secretly seeing who bought it for me!" Gilchrist said. "And a couple months ago, I was at a party where these guys dared me and this girl to make out. We totally did." Gilchrist's friends are relatively inexperienced, often making them targets for her advice. "Lizzie would make an all-right sex columnist, I guess," fellow sophomore Lisa Wong said. "She sure talks about that stuff a lot." Wong said that Gilchrist starts off nearly every conversation by asking her if she has a boyfriend yet. "I usually say that it's not a priority of mine right now, because I'm concentrating on getting through pre-med," Wong said. "Then she says I'm denying myself the pleasures of orgasm because of my sheltered upbringing. Last week, she sent me a link to a web site about frigidity." Another friend of Gilchrist's, Leo Beck, said he has been dating the same girl for nearly two years. "Lizzie says Jenny [Kroll] and I must have an unsatisfying sex life because we've been going out for so long," Beck said. "Maybe if I made something up about Jenny and me using ripcord beads, or seducing the pizza-delivery boy, she'd drop it." When she isn't encouraging her friends to be more promiscuous, Gilchrist urges them to play hard-to-get. "I really like this guy John, who I met in my Food Science class, and I think he likes me," freshman Wendy Wheeler said. "It was never my plan to throw myself at him, and I thought I'd made that pretty clear to Lizzie, but she keeps telling me not to return his calls. She said I'm too young to limit my options. But when I told Lizzie that I really like John a lot, she said, 'It's 2004. Go buy a dildo.' Wha?" Added Wheeler: "Maybe I should write in to one of those sex-advice columnists that they have in, like, every single campus paper." According to Daily Collegian editor-in-chief Graham Edwards, Gilchrist's coy attitude and obtuse advice make her a promising candidate to succeed current campus sex columnist Megan Keane, who will graduate in May. "It's a popular column, and [Gilchrist] would have to submit writing samples first, but, yeah, if she wants the job, she should go for it," Edwards said. "But the column's really meant to be more entertaining than informative. I don't think anyone seriously reads that thing for sex advice." |
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| Dec 12th, 2006 07:01 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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You're going to have practice being a sex therapist a lot if you're going to get good at it, by what I've seen so far. Quote:
And I did see a gyn a few years ago. My little pink lady was shipshape, so I doubt I need to see one again, especially since I haven't been sexually active. |
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