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Dec 14th, 2006 10:03 PM
sadie i'm praying for these people. i've been to their site before, directed by a similar thread somewhere, probably. they need help badly.
Dec 14th, 2006 04:23 PM
mburbank I like your user pic.
Dec 14th, 2006 02:35 PM
NightOfTheLivingDon Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.

Ouch! Too soon, too soon!
Dec 14th, 2006 01:22 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Some Christians think that his death was god's punishment for homosexuals.
Dec 14th, 2006 12:58 PM
Yggdrasill Some christians actually hope he is in heaven so screw this article
Dec 14th, 2006 12:09 PM
Grislygus Thumbs up for the title!
Dec 13th, 2006 10:45 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog no thumb in the butt refrence? That's a stingray to the heart of off color humour.
Dec 13th, 2006 08:42 PM
NightOfTheLivingDon
Chriztianz are ze craziest peoplez

http://www.creationists.org/

This site is very good for a laugh. It's also good for a hair-pulling influx of anger. Leave it to Militant Christians to find something wrong with Steve Irwin!

Among some choice quotes from said article basically damning Stevey-boy to hell:

"Was his death an accident or a judgment from God?"

"If he did not have a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ before he died, then it is horrifying to think about the fate that most likely awaits him on Judgment Day."

"My family and I would rather believe the infallible God of creation who was an actual eyewitness to creation than fallible sinful humans who weren't there who are trying in vain to reconstruct what happened thousands of years after the fact."


Kriky, this Jesus fella is a real cranky. But, if I can get around the back of 'im like, then I could grab 'im. Then, we could get a closa look at tha bugga! There! Now, notice the feet. They're all chopped up and scaley like 'cause of all the walkin' he did in the desert! Now, if we're really lucky. I'll drop 'im in this here bucket o'watah, and he'll turn it to wine! Oh, oh nah. He's get even more cranky now! Looks like I'll have ta let 'im go. Howeva, we were really lucky to get a glimpse of such an amazin' creature. It's not everyday ya get ta come face ta face with a lord and saviah!

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