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| Dec 23rd, 2006 04:10 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
No, the Darwin awards aren't merely natural selection. They are awarded to people so spectacularly stupid that their deaths and/or inability to procreate greatly improves the human race as a whole. Also, kids aren't allowed to get Darwin awards, seeing as how they haven't fully developed mentally. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2006 11:19 AM | ||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog |
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 11:35 PM | ||
| sadie | and wouldn't have had somebody chasing him for shoplifting in the first place. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 08:02 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
Now hold on jes' a gall-danged minute thar, hydry. While I don't think it qualifies as a Darwin award, it DOES count as a case of natural selection. After all, if he was a superior specimen, he wouldn't have panicked and ran blindly into a dangerous situation. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 05:28 PM | ||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog |
yeah but if he had grown up he'd only have died getting hit by a bigger car while stealing a real gun. I feel more like laughing at the kid. Merry Chrsitmas kid's parents. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 04:05 PM | ||
| Angryhydralisk | That's more like shit luck rather than a Darwin-worthy case of "Natural Selection". And unlike the Darwins, I actually feel bad for this kid's family. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 03:10 PM | ||
| Grislygus | I know, but he's just not in the same league as the idiot who decided to go swimming naked with Shamu, you know? | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 02:47 PM | ||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog | but he should have looked both ways befor crossing the street after stealing crap. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 02:14 PM | ||
| Grislygus | Not sure if that qualifies as a Darwin. The kid just panicked, he didn't commit premeditated stupidity. | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 08:25 PM | ||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog |
So Darwin award for Walmart shoplifter Walmart says first offense shoplifters will get a warning befor they get real punishment. but God has different ideas. http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/16289455.htm sorry wrong board, please move this. |
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