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Apr 18th, 2003 11:20 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AChimp
What if I was allergic to the alcohol?
or if you were an alcoholic ... you would then be once again on the road to alcoholism and in need of further counseling.
Apr 17th, 2003 10:57 PM
Skulhedface About the alcohol swab before the lethal injection...

You wouldn't want to go to hell with an INFECTION, would you?
Apr 17th, 2003 01:23 PM
AChimp What if I was allergic to the alcohol?
Apr 17th, 2003 10:54 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AChimp
If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months.

Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution.
Had to BUMP! Astute observations about how screwed up our U.S. penal system is ... and ALL true to anyone who has ever witnessed the alcohol swabbing at the point of impact of a lethal injection.
Apr 15th, 2003 03:15 PM
AChimp If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months.

Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution.
Apr 15th, 2003 03:07 PM
El Blanco Have you seen some of those orders? double meat cheese burgers, cheesefries, t-bone steaks, whole fried chickens.....


Don't these guys know what the cholesteral will do to them?
Apr 15th, 2003 11:20 AM
kellychaos I wonder if it would piss off the state if the guy requested "a bottle of lye" for his last meal so that he would get to kill himself rather than they? ... that'd show 'em ... he'd have the last laugh for sure over them ... or a least a blood spurintin' chortle. :/
Apr 15th, 2003 06:59 AM
Helm This isn't about philosophy, sociology, religion or politics, but hey, and I can't see a way to make a joke off of it.
Apr 15th, 2003 01:57 AM
KevinTheOmnivore I like how one guy wanted a cup of tea and specifically six chocolate chip cookies.
Apr 15th, 2003 01:09 AM
Skulhedface To paraphrase George Carlin:

"What if the condemned were to request fresh live babies?"
Apr 15th, 2003 01:05 AM
Geggy
The Final Meal

List of last meal requested by inmates on death row in texas.

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