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Apr 18th, 2003 11:20 AM | ||
kellychaos |
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Apr 17th, 2003 10:57 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
About the alcohol swab before the lethal injection... You wouldn't want to go to hell with an INFECTION, would you? |
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Apr 17th, 2003 01:23 PM | ||
AChimp |
What if I was allergic to the alcohol? ![]() |
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Apr 17th, 2003 10:54 AM | ||
kellychaos |
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Apr 15th, 2003 03:15 PM | ||
AChimp |
If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months. Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution. ![]() |
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Apr 15th, 2003 03:07 PM | ||
El Blanco |
Have you seen some of those orders? double meat cheese burgers, cheesefries, t-bone steaks, whole fried chickens..... Don't these guys know what the cholesteral will do to them? |
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Apr 15th, 2003 11:20 AM | ||
kellychaos |
I wonder if it would piss off the state if the guy requested "a bottle of lye" for his last meal so that he would get to kill himself rather than they? ... that'd show 'em ... he'd have the last laugh for sure over them ... or a least a blood spurintin' chortle. :/ ![]() |
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Apr 15th, 2003 06:59 AM | ||
Helm | This isn't about philosophy, sociology, religion or politics, but hey, and I can't see a way to make a joke off of it. | |
Apr 15th, 2003 01:57 AM | ||
KevinTheOmnivore | I like how one guy wanted a cup of tea and specifically six chocolate chip cookies. | |
Apr 15th, 2003 01:09 AM | ||
Skulhedface |
To paraphrase George Carlin: "What if the condemned were to request fresh live babies?" |
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Apr 15th, 2003 01:05 AM | ||
Geggy |
The Final Meal List of last meal requested by inmates on death row in texas. Click Here for List |