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| Jan 8th, 2007 05:37 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 09:11 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
me and the others at work have been pretty subtle about it. not many people know it was a hit and run he just says he was in a car accident, when he actually struck a pedestrian then fucked off and did crack!. It was AWESOME, last night he was driving the forklift in the back, and one of the other guys ran int front of him yelled really loud then threw himself into a stack of boxes. Then right after we taped a piece of paper to the side and started writing a bullseye for each person he hit, we all will do that at some time. |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 03:56 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
God, you have no class... I just don't see how Little Deuce Coupe, Barracuda, or Mustang Sally really fit the bill. Start off making references to Death Race 2000, and how Hollywood is planning on making a Death Race 3000, and dontcha know, wouldn't it be awesome if you where cast? You have that practical experience, that would just be killer cool. |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 12:21 AM | ||
| Jeff The Ninja | Oh, spend all day playing music about cars. | |
| Jan 7th, 2007 10:22 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
I take it that he's never shown the slightest remorse? Trick him into getting indelible red ink all over his hands, so it looks like he has blood all over them that he can't wash off. |
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| Jan 7th, 2007 08:41 PM | ||
| ArrowX | everyone at work hates him and its awesome, for some reason every time he snaps on the people who are bugging him a supervise walks by and gets mad at him. And on the bathroom stall theres a pic of a car chasing someone that say,"OH NOES DEATH JEFF" | |
| Jan 7th, 2007 06:01 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
I just wanted to add: this is the best thread EVER.
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| Jan 7th, 2007 04:57 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
http://www.hermetic.com/bey/taz1.htm...oeticTerrorism that reminds me of that evil robot guy |
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| Jan 7th, 2007 04:04 PM | ||
| Evil Robot |
I think what you should do is fuck with him. Make him feel as though everybody is talking about him behind his back, only thing is they actually are. 1: Leave notes for him to find that say "I know what you did last summer". 2: Place ravens knocking upon his door. 3: Go to the Edmunds Scientific catalog and buy a skeleton. Break into his home and leave it in a closet. 4: Get some red printer cartridges and break them open on the hood of his car 5: Use your imagination, anything you can do to make this person feel hated in thier own community will drive them closer to suicide where Allah can judge them. Just remember, anything you do is not immoral because he deserves it! God is great! |
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| Jan 7th, 2007 02:09 AM | ||
| kahljorn | that's not my dick in your face, chum. and why are you looking at my dick, fag? I've never felt so violated! unless you're the penis administrator and it's your job to maintain the records of boners please stop staring! | |
| Jan 7th, 2007 01:02 AM | ||
| Uncle_Sham |
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| Jan 7th, 2007 12:57 AM | ||
| noob3 | kahljorn has a boner | |
| Jan 7th, 2007 12:22 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
now that's some table turning action |
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| Jan 7th, 2007 12:05 AM | ||
| Chojin | Terra. | |
| Jan 6th, 2007 11:38 PM | ||
| Preechr | At?! | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 10:02 PM | ||
| Terra |
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dood. i've seem YOUR picture. you and king kong are running neck and neck. toothless keanu reeves has a shot |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 07:07 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
I hope he gets away with running you over too PS - I will pay for any damage done to his car |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 06:51 PM | ||
| noob3 | I am going to alert the authorities | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 04:54 PM | ||
| ArrowX | Yes I assume he does. I wish I could find a pic of him because he looks like a greasy toothless Keanu Reeves | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 04:41 PM | ||
| Chojin | does he accept paypal | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 04:26 PM | ||
| Noodles | That would lead into a chain reaction of people running over people. | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 04:13 PM | ||
| kahljorn | You sh ould wait till he gets out of work then run him over lol that'd be hilarious and after you do it scream out something about just desserts and Dairy Queen chocolate dipped icecream. | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 03:58 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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very clever. and quite original. |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 03:00 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Max: Jeff was the driver, and he got out of any serious time, with some bullshit fine and like 8 months in jail. Everyone knew he did it. |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 02:52 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
hey kid yeah you come here wanna see a dead body? |
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