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Jan 7th, 2007 07:48 PM
Rabid Child Lynda from the original halloween, She allways has great dialog for example this jem "I always forget my chemistry book and my math book, and my English book, and my, let's see, my French book, and... well who needs books anyway, I don't need books, I always forget all my books, I mean, it doesn't really matter if you have your books or not..."

Who Cares about your books Lynda all your good for is the "See anything you like?' scene
Jan 7th, 2007 02:40 PM
Zomboid SERIOUSLY ARROWX FUCK OFF THIS IS MY PARTY AND YOU WERE NOT INVITED I'M CALLING YOUR MOM TO PICK YOU UP
Jan 7th, 2007 02:36 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I like the Rednecks on the boat whit the guns, they were awesome.
The entire movie was awesome. I need to get it on dvd. Nearly every individual moment in that movie was stupid in at least two different ways.

Seriously, though, MUPPETS. Death by bad cgi and MUPPETS.

Jan 7th, 2007 02:15 PM
ArrowX I like the Rednecks on the boat whit the guns, they were awesome.
Jan 7th, 2007 02:10 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by Grislygus
Any character from Snakehead Terror is automatically in the top twenty.
Is that the one where the guys try to kill them by electrocuting the fish while there standing in the water?
One of the many, many moments of brilliance in that film.

The highlight, of course, was when the skulking middle-aged guy discreetly dumped a barrel labeled "HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE" in biiiig red letters into the lake.
Jan 7th, 2007 12:58 AM
noob3
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Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk
Scream. Just.....Scream.
Yeah. I watched Scream for the first time since elementary school a few weeks ago, and yeah... it's so obvious who the killers were in the first half hour of the movie.
hey when i was in elementary school i had no idea.. and then my girlfriend was watching it for the first time and she knew like instantly and i was like "man how did u know "
Jan 6th, 2007 11:02 PM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by Grislygus
Any character from Snakehead Terror is automatically in the top twenty.
Is that the one where the guys try to kill them by electrocuting the fish while there standing in the water?
Jan 6th, 2007 07:59 PM
DuFresne
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Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk
Scream. Just.....Scream.
Yeah. I watched Scream for the first time since elementary school a few weeks ago, and yeah... it's so obvious who the killers were in the first half hour of the movie.
Jan 6th, 2007 07:01 PM
Uncle_Sham ive thought of a little leauge of superheroes myself, no snappy catchphrases sadly enough.Tho ive thought there powers in relation to there names was quite clever.
Jan 6th, 2007 06:44 PM
Ninjavenom one of my friends at work and i came up with The Colostomizer, a villain whose only means of combat was to control feces in any form as though it were Hydro-Man with water. He has what i feel is the best potential for one-liners and bad jokes.

"No butts about it!"

"I don't sphincter's a problem, do you?"

"my greatest work of fart yet!"

"sit down and have a colon!"


etc.
Jan 6th, 2007 06:03 PM
the_dudefather "This fall....dont lose your head"

this movie is not yet rated
Jan 6th, 2007 05:32 PM
Zomboid There's a lot of potential for jokes about getting head
Jan 6th, 2007 04:59 PM
executioneer decapitator X
Jan 6th, 2007 04:28 PM
noob3 Regular arms only. Except in a sequel that will take place in the future/space.
Jan 6th, 2007 04:26 PM
Grislygus I am into this idea. Does he have robot arms?
Jan 6th, 2007 04:22 PM
noob3 hell yes
Jan 6th, 2007 04:20 PM
executioneer can i play the villain
Jan 6th, 2007 04:18 PM
noob3 It would be so funny!
Jan 6th, 2007 04:17 PM
noob3 There needs to be a horror movie where the villain just punches people's heads off, and this is his only means of killing.
Jan 6th, 2007 04:16 PM
noob3 The dude who got his head punched off by Jason had me laughing so hard, before it happened I expected it to happen. But not really, kind of like "oh it'd be so funny if Jason just punched his head clear off " and then he really did it! I was laughing so hard
Jan 6th, 2007 04:08 PM
Grislygus Any character from Snakehead Terror is automatically in the top twenty.
Jan 6th, 2007 04:06 PM
Dire Flamingo Anyone who has sex, apparently.
Jan 6th, 2007 03:52 PM
Rabid Child Franklin from Texas Chainsaw he just kept talking and talking and talking up to his death.

thats all i can think of at the moment
Jan 6th, 2007 02:47 PM
Angryhydralisk Dawn of the Dead 1978:

The guy who gets his blood pressure tested in the middle of zombie carnage.

Wes Craven:

Scream. Just.....Scream.
Jan 6th, 2007 02:17 PM
executioneer all characters in horror movies are dumb as rocks
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