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Jan 22nd, 2007 09:05 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 22nd, 2007 09:02 PM
Fathom Zero BAM.
Jan 22nd, 2007 08:48 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
now I want to see your avatar edited so its calypso riding a rascal
Oh man, I'm doin' that now.
Jan 22nd, 2007 08:43 PM
zeldasbiggestfan My girlfriend nearly fell like 8 times today. I called her slow and she tried to come over and push me and slipped again. God ice sucks and is funny at the same time when you have a courtyard at school.
Jan 22nd, 2007 08:23 PM
ArrowX now I want to see your avatar edited so its calypso riding a rascal
Jan 22nd, 2007 08:02 PM
Fathom Zero Disabilities aren't funny, unless you get a Rascal.
Jan 22nd, 2007 06:25 PM
Emu
Jan 22nd, 2007 05:47 PM
ArrowX

cripple
Jan 22nd, 2007 01:32 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?
I broke my ankle so I have to wear a corrective boot everywhere I go.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:15 PM
kahljorn i used to have these boots that had no traction it always pissed me off because I could literally slip on any slightly slippery surface. It's like they had anti-traction slippery goo painted on the bottom or something.
Maybe they are shoes for EXTREME GRAVITY situations so you can just slide around.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:05 PM
ArrowX how do you fall on ice? thats just fucking stupid, learn winter loser
Jan 22nd, 2007 11:33 AM
Evil Robot
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?
Jan 22nd, 2007 09:48 AM
Fathom Zero Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:58 AM
noob3
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.
day dreaming there, fatty?

ps - oklahoma also took a beating with the snow its been fucked up here for the last week :/
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:49 AM
ArrowX he wasn't a homo, his dad hated him because his woman was from asia.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:38 AM
Evil Robot because thats all that comes to mind with texas, hank hill and his homosexual son.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:29 AM
ArrowX Edit: BWHAAAAH
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:26 AM
Evil Robot SAVE US HANK HILL!!!!
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:24 AM
ArrowX OH NOES! 8 inches of snow! Sweet shit I can't get through that in my one half ton 4x4.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:16 AM
Evil Robot I hope they have over 50 fatal car wrecks in the Dallas/ Ft worth area alone.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:15 AM
ArrowX With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.
Jan 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Evil Robot Knowing those ignorant stupid QVC shopping rednecks, they thought it was a terrorist attack and went praying to the nearest televangelist.
Jan 21st, 2007 08:19 PM
ArrowX WHAMMIES!
Jan 21st, 2007 07:09 PM
Sacks No whammies no whammies big money! Come on no whammies!
Jan 21st, 2007 06:51 PM
Dr. Boogie Oh, I see what you did there. You made a post about the snow in Texas, and then you mentioned Al Gore having no comment, as if to suggest that because there is a dangerous level of snow that his views on global warming are faulty.

And then, just as we were reeling in our seats from that last zinger, you posted a couple of gifs from a feature that Rog did on Jack Frost, to imply to us, the humble readers, that the reason the state guard was called in was not, in fact, to insure that the residents of Texas are safe from frostbite, hypothermia, etc, but rather to protect them from a mutated snowman with a thirst for blood.

Boy, C-Dog, that was a double whammy!
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