| Feb 14th, 2007 08:34 PM | 
	| Goat Cheese | 
	
		
		wow. I mean wow. just wow.
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	| Feb 13th, 2007 08:01 PM | 
	| Grislygus | 
	
		
		That's nothing, I knew this one guy who sliced his whole body off when he tried to open his chainsaw with his face.
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	| Feb 13th, 2007 05:44 PM | 
	| Coyne | 
	
		
		
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					Originally Posted by  Blue Fox
					 
				 
				that'd be a funny way to die 
  
like, Yea, he died bleeding to death after trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth. 
  
real classy XD 
			
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 That's nothing, I knew this one guy who sliced his whole face off when he tried to open the trunk of his car with his teeth.
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	| Feb 13th, 2007 02:48 PM | 
	| Blue Fox | 
	
		
		that'd be a funny way to die 
  
like, Yea, he died bleeding to death after trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth. 
  
real classy XD
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	| Feb 13th, 2007 10:21 AM | 
	| DistantJ | 
	
		
		I would always put the cap of the bottle against any corner, as in the edge of a table or shelf or something, then whack it downwards with the palm of my hand, and it'd work 100% of the time - but then one day I tried it and the entire top half of the bottle shattered and it went everywhere. IN THE HALLWAY IN A HOTEL. 
 
My old mate Chris could open a bottle with his teeth, when we didn't have a bottle opener he'd always do it for us, until one day he cut his lip and his tongue open and bled everywhere.
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	| Feb 5th, 2007 10:35 AM | 
	| DuFresne | 
	
		
		  at Zomboid
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	| Feb 5th, 2007 07:08 AM | 
	| Zomboid | 
	
		
		I'm sure he appreciates that coming from you!
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	| Feb 5th, 2007 12:16 AM | 
	| zeldasbiggestfan | 
	
		
		  at Gadzooks
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 11:46 PM | 
	| GADZOOKS | 
	
		
		GARRRFIEEEELLLLDD!
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 11:43 PM | 
	| Goat Cheese | 
	
		
		I just drank some non-alchoholic beer and now I regret it.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 11:25 PM | 
	| SKATERMONKEY | 
	
		
		neither is opening beer bottles with your teeth but hey i was young and stupid and i can look back at it and go haha! also ive been told that american heavy strength beer is equivelent to australias mid strength beer. one more thing, I reckon "Vanilla Ice" would be a great name for a drink.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 11:22 PM | 
	| DuFresne | 
	
		
		opening soda cans with your teeth is not an accomplishment.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 11:17 PM | 
	| zeldasbiggestfan | 
	
		
		I had a friend who could open soda cans with his teeth but never beer bottles.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 07:51 PM | 
	| MetalMilitia | 
	
		
		I can open bottles with things like cigarette lighters and the edges of tables but those bottles look phoney. I guess some ultra-budget european beers have crappy weak tops but even so I doubt the edge of a yellow pages or bit of paper would work.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 03:18 PM | 
	| Goat Cheese | 
	
		
		I belive that skatermonkey is above the legal drinking age. After all he is vanilla ice.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 01:56 PM | 
	| SKATERMONKEY | 
	
		
		i assume you were talking to me
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 01:55 PM | 
	| SKATERMONKEY | 
	
		
		i swear on your life this happened. how do i know? cos i was there when it happened!
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 01:54 PM | 
	| Emu | 
	
		
		Lying is not allowed on i-Mockery I'm going to have to ask you for your license and registration young man.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 01:38 PM | 
	| SKATERMONKEY | 
	
		
		back in my bad days when i was about 18 or 19 i used to open beer bottles with my teeth but this one time i was really drunk after a slab or so and accidentally bit the NECK OFF THE BOTTLE. and cut my lip and glasss went all in the bottle. since that nioght i never did that stuff again.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 02:49 AM | 
	| DuFresne | 
	
		
		I think I remember seeing a fat woman open one with her tits on Imsomniac.
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	| Feb 4th, 2007 02:16 AM | 
	| Jeanette X | 
	
		
		I saw a guy on Ripley's do it with his bellybutton...
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	| Feb 3rd, 2007 11:15 PM | 
	| corpexec44 | 
	
		
		well i do stand up when i wipe my ass.....
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	| Feb 3rd, 2007 09:39 PM | 
	| zeldasbiggestfan | 
	
		
		I wont because Im a rebel.
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	| Feb 3rd, 2007 09:36 PM | 
	| Goat Cheese | 
	
		
		Being the stupid guy I am you'd all expect me to say "I can do that with my anus" well i won't because I'm a rebel and if you want to join my band of rebels then do as I say.
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	| Feb 3rd, 2007 08:54 PM | 
	| xbxDaniel | 
	
		
		I like how you tell them to delete the thread that got replies.
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