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Feb 12th, 2007 04:18 PM
Grislygus This thread is awesome.
Feb 10th, 2007 04:29 PM
GADZOOKS I think he mean she knew he liked her and she was fucking enraged.
Feb 10th, 2007 10:04 AM
Womti by "take all" I assume you mean kill
Feb 9th, 2007 12:40 PM
Yggdrasill SWORD ATTACK ALL THOSE FUCKERS THE DOGS THE CATS THE HORSES THE WOMEN TAKE THEM ALL!!!
Feb 9th, 2007 11:52 AM
kahljorn they had promise rings :O

that shit's not a joke man, it's a PROMISE and you're supposed to keep your PROMISES.
Feb 9th, 2007 11:06 AM
Dixie Go for sheep, they're nice and fuzzy and they don't have pointy teeth like dogs.
Feb 9th, 2007 10:01 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Colewolf View Post
No she knew I liked her and we were fucking engaged.
I have a hard time believing that you were "engaged" since you're using terms like "like." Generally people "love" the people they're "engaged" to. You're talking about her like she's some kind of high school crush (which she very well may be) and that she went off with one of your buddies who you thought you were really tight with but it turns out he was just a dick.

In what sense do you mean "engaged"
Feb 9th, 2007 07:27 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Terra View Post
one bullet. shoot the bitch then and stop making nonsolution threads about it. it will come back to haunt you in court
I'm totally in love with this woman
Feb 9th, 2007 02:14 AM
Misdemonar say no to fucking dogs
Feb 9th, 2007 12:23 AM
Big Papa Goat Captain Bubba is so wise
Feb 8th, 2007 11:43 PM
Terra one bullet. shoot the bitch then and stop making nonsolution threads about it. it will come back to haunt you in court
Feb 8th, 2007 11:43 PM
CaptainBubba dude its like the song goes

Set your sights, destroy this partyline

or something like that.

But no seriously you are a giant pussy and the girl is probably really cool and you aren't nearly ready for her yet and you wouldnt be able to handle dating her then failing her and being left after getting a fair chance so at least now you can blame it all on the dude and pretend you just never got your fair chance right man?

Also I bet you're kind of ugly and she probably talks to you all the time and you mistakenly interpreted that as her being romantically interested in you because you're a pussy as mentioned previously and now that shes dating some assbag she is going to tell you all of their drama and you will not like how its all bad stuff but rest assured she really likes him its just that venting the bad stuff to you will make her feel better and she'll take that positive energy and apply it to sucking his dick, so just keep that in mind while you masturbate to pictures of her and him at the beach on facebook.

Also cum on a blanket then give it to her and she is yours forever.
Feb 8th, 2007 11:39 PM
Colewolf No she knew I liked her and we were fucking engaged.
Feb 8th, 2007 11:39 PM
Grislygus Aw, Terra, I didn't know you cared.
Feb 8th, 2007 11:37 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
My sister's ex-husband
can't get no lovin',
Walks around dog-faced and hurt.
Now he's got nothin',
head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse

But not... me... baaaaaby
I've got you... to... save me
Aw, yer so bad.
Best thing I ever had.
In a world gone mad,
Yer so bad.
gristlepus? get the fuck out of this semi serious thread and leak your smegma back over into mockwars, you putrid ignoramus
Feb 8th, 2007 11:36 PM
Terra i concur with the ike god
Feb 8th, 2007 11:35 PM
Grislygus My sister's ex-husband
can't get no lovin',
Walks around dog-faced and hurt.
Now he's got nothin',
head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse

But not... me... baaaaaby
I've got you... to... save me

Aw, yer so bad.
Best thing I ever had.
In a world gone mad,
Yer so bad.
Feb 8th, 2007 11:35 PM
Emu My girlish empathy is getting to me so I'll give you an honest answer

She's not under any obligation to inform you that she's fucking some guy just because you like her. You know that, right? Did you even ask her out? Because if you didn't, it's only your own fault if she went with some other dude who had balls.
Feb 8th, 2007 11:32 PM
Terra dude the fact that the dog bit you means that the dog loves you. stop chasing the two leggers and get more bang for your buck with the four leggers. 2 for 1 deal that is some serious shit
Feb 8th, 2007 11:29 PM
Emu Do you think your being a furry contributes to girls not liking you?

the answer is yes
Feb 8th, 2007 11:27 PM
Colewolf
Stupid Humans

Here is how it goes. I was head over heels for a girl. Well that is kind of fucking over. I just found out today that she is going for another guy. Just my fucking luck. Seems like anytime I fall for a girl, I get the rug pulled out from under me. Now it is not the fact that she went for another guy that pisses me off it is the fact that she did not fucking tell me and I had to find out through other sources. I mean what ever happened to having the descency to tell someone that. Especially since they knew that I was heads over fucking heels for them and they led me to believe the same. Yeah I am little pissed off as you can tell. The news did not really help since at the time I had just gotten bitten by one of the dogs and was already pissed about that. So much for love and all that shit. I think I might go into fucking hibernation for a while, that or drink myself into an alcoholic come.

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