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Apr 21st, 2003 10:04 PM | ||
executioneer |
LOVELINE FORUM GAYMOS ![]() -willie |
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Apr 21st, 2003 07:06 PM | ||
Jixby Phillips | SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY DICK AYUCK AYUCK HEYUCK | |
Apr 21st, 2003 09:06 AM | ||
kellychaos | I always live in fear of instant unwanted woodness during pelvic examinations. The closest I ever got was an half-on but the potential is always there. Comments or suggestions? 8-) | |
Apr 21st, 2003 06:28 AM | ||
Bod | depends what's dead | |
Apr 21st, 2003 03:32 AM | ||
sadie | i'm thinking DEAD SEX is like the safest kind possible. i mean, when did mr.i-hate-******s die? '64? | |
Apr 20th, 2003 01:02 AM | ||
Rongi |
WHAT THE HELL ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 11:12 PM | ||
Orgazmo |
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Apr 19th, 2003 07:05 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See now you can see the WAVE ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 06:43 PM | ||
Bod | I once involuntarily seized up and the nurse couldn't pull out the clamp. She was yanking on it like she was puliing a particularly stiff cork out of a bottle and then told me to relax!! But I couldn't so she pottered off around the surgery while I was stuck there, on my back for 15 mins. Put me off doing it again. | |
Apr 19th, 2003 06:24 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
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Wah, wah wah. Sexually active women have to go to the gynocologist where they get cold metal objects put inside them. Then they need to take a sample. Thats right, they take a little teeny piece. For a pap smear. At least you won't be scraped from the inside! So stop bitching and let the nice doctor insert the tube. |
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Apr 19th, 2003 06:06 PM | ||
Matt Harty |
Bow down Skulhedface ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 05:47 PM | ||
Esuohlim |
I am highly respected around here, Skulhedface. I thought you knew that. ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 05:35 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
I just want to know on who's authority Milhouse decided he could deem people worthy of fitting in ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 04:17 PM | ||
The Unseen |
Esuohlim, I bet you could beat me up in real life. ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 01:26 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I HATE DIRTY JOKES, BECAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE BILL CLINTON IN THEM ANYMORE! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 12:18 PM | ||
Esuohlim |
How absolutely wacky and hysterical! You'll fit right in. ![]() |
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Apr 19th, 2003 12:16 PM | ||
The Unseens girrrl |
:( First of all....all this talk about penile organs makes me sad....because you see, i lost mine back in the war of '83. MOTHERFUCKER! NOW I HAVE TO BE THIS "GIRL" WITH NO "PENIS" AND ALL THAT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! THANKS FOR OPENING UP OLD SCARS [ ....literally.... ] YOU WHORE.... BTW hey sexy wanna hang out sumtime? |
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Apr 19th, 2003 10:46 AM | ||
kellychaos |
If this is some maniacal ploy to get me to talk about my pecker ... ![]() |
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Apr 18th, 2003 07:55 PM | ||
Krythor |
WHAT A WITTY AND ENTERTAINING POST CAPTAIN ROBO, I'M GLAD YOUR POST COUNT BENEFITTED FROM IT. ![]() ![]() |
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Apr 18th, 2003 07:51 PM | ||
Captain Robo |
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Apr 18th, 2003 07:42 PM | ||
Johnny Horton |
So we went to the sexual health clinic... ... to learn more about having safe sex. Those perverts expect you to go there every six months so this can shove a long red tube up your shaft. ![]() To collect samples of your DNA or something. But I'm fairly certain it's just a ploy for the sexless gits to have a good look at your pecker ![]() |