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| Feb 17th, 2007 02:36 PM | ||
| Divisible by Waffle | All they need to do now is strap rocket launchers to the dolphins, and we're set. | |
| Feb 15th, 2007 08:16 AM | ||
| Schimid | WE WILL BURY THEM | |
| Feb 15th, 2007 06:31 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys | Peta probably shat bricks. The only objection I have is that dolphins are easily distracted, and they can't fully understand the ramifications of not completing their mission. Now, if we could give dogs gills and train them to do this. I remember a story of a police dog who took a bullet and kept on fighting to save his cop's life, and lived through it. I like most dogs more than most people, truly a soldier's best friend | |
| Feb 15th, 2007 02:57 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
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Then as a Coast Guard member, I can tell you how fucking annoying it is when our patrol craft get stuck in escorting a Nuke Sub out to sea and the bloody sub doesn't stay in the correct traffic lanes and whines to the USCG that the fucking huge cargo ship needs to move, and they can't contact them because they are SECRETIVE, but the Cargo Ship is going along its predesignated traffic lane, but the Navy Sub wants to go that way for it will save them a minute in overall time. IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING WASTING GAS. Back on track... the dolphins can help locate towel heads who are swimming in the Puget Sound towing mines and other explosives and whatnot. Easier then getting one of our 87' highspeed patrol cutters out. Those guys on them Patrol cutters are insanely overworked. not like us slackers at a Station. Anyway, my Uncle is a Marine Biology Professor and use to work with the US Gov on this very thing out in Hawaii. The Dolphins are not slaves, to them, it is a entire game, or job. No dolphin has ever been trained with the pain method of teaching. Dolphins are super intelligent. And I wouldn't be suprised if some mad scientist someday gives them human speech. Then they can tell us how great it is to protect our mutual country from the dirty sand spreading jihadist. |
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| Feb 15th, 2007 01:30 AM | ||
| Johnnie | Wait a sec...how is this anti-terrorist? I honestly don't get it. | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 07:31 PM | ||
| Goat Cheese | TONIGHT WE BREECH IN HELL! | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 07:28 PM | ||
| MattJack |
Dolphin  Cost: 500 Armor: Light Strength: 200 Speed: 4 Weapons: Sonar Amplification Device Structure needed to produce: Naval Shipyard Veteran Abilities: Increased strength, firepower, rate of fire, sight, speed Elite Abilities: Increased strength, firepower, rate of fire. Self-healing Fast and invisible to enemy radar, the Dolphin sports a sonar amplification device that sends powerful sonic waves that damage waterborne foes. Its speed and maneuverability make it an excellent escort unit for more heavy-duty units such as the Aircraft Carrier, and is especially useful against submerged units such as Giant Squids or Subs. :hell march |
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| Feb 14th, 2007 06:17 PM | ||
| Goat Cheese | It was about time dolphins served some use other than tuna flavorer | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 08:44 AM | ||
| Chojin | My favorite part of the article is when the sea lions handcuff people :< | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 05:02 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys | Yeah, right. Then what, let women vote? | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 03:14 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Now dolphins are going to want to vote now that they are dying for our country. | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 02:56 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys | Yes, it's real, and damn cool at that. You're swimming underwater, ready to plant the charges on our Off-Shore World Trade Center (TM), when suddenly, the swift, silent dolphin comes out of nowhere and tears your neck out. I don't care who ya are that's funny | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 02:13 AM | ||
| RaNkeri | They should give 'em more weapons | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 02:06 AM | ||
| Wiffle Bat | The Ameridolphin can kill a squid by its sheer cuteness, and rescue Tanya from her squiddy fate! | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 01:41 AM | ||
| Zomboid | If you think an Ameridolphin would stand a chance against a commie squid, you're seriously mistaken. | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 12:33 AM | ||
| Schimid | Now we can finally strike back at those Communist squid battalions! | |
| Feb 13th, 2007 11:02 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | The US military also pioneered the use of bats as incendiary devices. They would strap explosives to them and drop them out of planes in canisters. The bats would fly into houses and catch fire after a certain amount of time. | |
| Feb 13th, 2007 10:40 PM | ||
| Grislygus | Fuckin' FINALLY. We can't let anyone beat us when it comes to maritime animal technology, people. | |
| Feb 13th, 2007 10:27 PM | ||
| Yggdrasill |
The article mentions "terrorist swimmers and scuba divers"... Can someone tell me of any significant underwater terror attacks? |
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| Feb 13th, 2007 10:23 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
Quick, somebody get DTD and get the official military word on this. Surely he must know. |
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| Feb 13th, 2007 10:09 PM | ||
| Blue Fox |
 
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| Feb 13th, 2007 09:58 PM | ||
| adept_ninja | they have used dolphins for war since like ww2 they had them blow up underwater mind fields and shit like that | |
| Feb 13th, 2007 09:41 PM | ||
| Blue Fox |
Dolphins are not our slaves! They are almost, if not just as, smart as many of us humans! We must ban together our dolphin brethren! Don't let them use u like this! |
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| Feb 13th, 2007 09:25 PM | ||
| Lenor | FREE THE DOLPHINS! | |
| Feb 13th, 2007 09:17 PM | ||
| Chojin |
I hope that when they do replace the dolphins with machines, that they're machines shaped like dolphins. By the way I found out about this from my Wii. ;> |
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