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Mar 9th, 2007 07:26 PM
Blue Fox it's not really him you guys! the real Jixby is much wittier!

also, did we ever figure out what the + meant?
Mar 9th, 2007 12:29 PM
MrAdventure arrest that daxxx!!!!!!!!
Mar 9th, 2007 11:17 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
hey guys, its me jixby phillips, and i'm okay, as you can see, i'm posting alright

so lets all just stop this investigation right now because I'm alive, see?

later

How do we know you're not just FartinMowlar using his internet-from-beyond-the-grave powers?
Mar 9th, 2007 11:00 AM
DaxF I KILLED JIX- Is it my cue yet?

God dammit!
Mar 9th, 2007 04:39 AM
Jixby Phillips hey guys, its me jixby phillips, and i'm okay, as you can see, i'm posting alright

so lets all just stop this investigation right now because I'm alive, see?

later
Mar 8th, 2007 11:12 PM
Supafly345 Jixby is in LA with his Dad?
Mar 8th, 2007 10:42 PM
Emu Shut up
Mar 8th, 2007 09:29 PM
Goat Cheese I bet it was Executioneer! His desire for power may have ultimately try to create a cout de tat and overthrow the government of i-mockery!
Mar 8th, 2007 05:54 PM
Emu Jixby if you're out there somewhere logging in from some celestial internet hub I just wanted to say we miss you brutha R.I.P. 2007

I painted your name and date of death on the window of my truck so everybody can know
Mar 8th, 2007 05:51 PM
GADZOOKS man, I'm already ahead of yuh



HERE ARE THE SUSPECTS

EXECUTIONEER


Age:
30

Biography:
no

Location
:
uh

Interests:
maybe

Occupation:
shut up

Last Activity: Feb 23rd, 2007 01:41 AM

Willie seems to be on some kind of extended vacation. And since him and jixby and only a state's distance away, it would be easy for him to kidnap him. Plus it seems Willie is some king of explosives expert as seen in this crime footage.


But why would Willie, a good friend of Jixby, kidnap him? And why has willie let his famous Chat thread be overtaken by teenagers? Maybe Jixby cussed and Willie overheard? That would be a bad scene, Willie hates swears (source: Willie Website)


I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUT OF NEUTRAL, GOD DAMMIT!

SUSPECT 2

Chojin


Date of Birth:
January 4, 1984

Age:
23

Location
:
Laurel, MD

Interests:
BANNING

Occupation:
BANNER

It is odd that Jixby would dissappear in the heat of the MOCK WARS biggest battles. It seems that poor Luke didn't get a chance to vote in the BLOCK A and EXTENDED VOTING section of the MAX BURBANK/CHOJIN BRAWL. As we know now, Chojin won by one point. Was Jixby's vote for Max? Did Chojin incapacitate him so he can win his second trophy? Are they still giving out Trophies? We must find out before Chojin deletes this thread as a coverup, SAVE THIS THREAD PEOPLE!


FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!


the final suspect

Whoever this guy is

Biography:
Propriator of the Surreal Saniterium, Yours truely dabbles in Revelation and revolution, propaganda
Location:
Surreal saniterium
Interests:
Film and farce, burlesqueology, Vaudeville Vandilism, writting digressions, painting the residents
Occupation:
see above answer


Who is this guy? Sounds like a real nutjob. I hate him already.




I'm on the road! I want a full action squad on this people. Someone call Fartin Mowler: Private Dick if he hasn't killed himself already.
Mar 8th, 2007 05:28 PM
Fathom Zero Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

Bring the squad car around. We're gonna find this poor bastard.
Mar 8th, 2007 05:25 PM
GADZOOKS THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE, FATHOM ZERO. SOMEBODY DIED.

Or did they
Mar 8th, 2007 05:19 PM
Fathom Zero The plus means he's your friend, I believe.
Mar 8th, 2007 05:18 PM
GADZOOKS
Jixby Phillips+

Most users ever online was 96, Feb 13th, 2007 at 07:25 PM.
GADZOOKS , Orange Juice Bruce , DeadKennedys , Jixby Phillips+ , Lenor , Noodles

What does the cross next to Jixby's name mean. According to wikipedia that means he DIED?

THEN I FOUND THIS POLICE REPORT!

Name:
STILLMAN,
Luke Maxwell
D.O.B: 1984
Height: 176cm
Complexion: Fair
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Build: Proportionate
Tattoo(s)/Marks: Several Tattoos on his back and a pierced right nipple.

For those of you NOT IN THE KNOW, Jixby's nickname (BESIDES JIXBY) is Stillman, because he would say "I'm still the man" alot! Peirced nipple? What is he? Zomboid?

Have you seen this man, or is he truly dead?


1984-2007
IN MEMORY OF LUKE MAXWELL, THE STILLMAN
BECAUSE HE'S STILL THE MAN

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