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| May 21st, 2007 01:54 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
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| May 20th, 2007 07:04 AM | |||
| MattJack | if yall find a vagina that tastes like a ham sammich, please call me. | ||
| May 19th, 2007 08:28 PM | |||
| noob3 |
ham+cheese hotpocket = fleshlight (don't trust me on this 1 i heard it from a friend!) |
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| May 18th, 2007 03:01 AM | |||
| ScottMacInnis |
Ham sandwich... GOOD REFERENCE... most of the girls that I've slept with have vaginas that look like those ham sanwiches you buy at the airport... Kinda soggy, little bits of white fat strewn throughout, throw in some Swiss cheese, AND THAT'S GOOD EATIN'!!! Or good std... whichever... |
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| May 17th, 2007 07:00 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
i used to say vaginas looked like ham sandwiches but most women didnt appreciate the comparison. i say they look like playdoh because they look like the skin is going to crumble and fall apart and the way it just hangs there or something much like playdoh would. |
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| May 17th, 2007 05:52 AM | |||
| Dixie |
I've seen vagina that looks like that and it had a smell to match. But I'm more so referring to the coloring, not quite the texture when comparing the two.  Anyone for some piping hot Arby's? |
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| May 17th, 2007 05:19 AM | |||
| MattJack |
If I ever saw a clam that looked like that I'd run away monty python style ("RUN AWWWAYYY"), and I love roast beef. I don't fuck with that shit that is all hanging out like some damn scrambled eggs feeeeyuck that shit right Now I want a roast beef sammich 
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| May 17th, 2007 01:20 AM | |||
| Dixie |
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 Vagina anyone? |
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| May 16th, 2007 08:20 PM | |||
| Perndog |
"baroque cunts"
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| May 16th, 2007 01:29 AM | |||
| executioneer |
oh man rockets, why didn't we think of that one tie them all to a blasting off rocket like tom and jerry |
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| May 15th, 2007 01:49 AM | |||
| ScottMacInnis | Shaving cream. Razor. Come on people, it's not rocket-science | ||
| Apr 13th, 2007 09:26 PM | |||
| Courage the Cowardly Dog |
I've used hair removal creams and it burned my chest really bad and gave me enflamed red man boobs. Thank God I didn't START on my nuts. |
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| Mar 24th, 2007 07:44 PM | |||
| MattJack | NOW I WANT A PLAYDOH VAGINA | ||
| Mar 24th, 2007 12:40 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
you mean about sex change operations? i think the vaginas they make look like they are made out of playdoh because they always look like they are about to fall apart ;o sometimes i expect they just find the diriest whores possibles and give a vagina transplant because those things are torn up
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| Mar 24th, 2007 12:19 AM | |||
| executioneer | be a man, use a lighter | ||
| Mar 22nd, 2007 11:38 PM | |||
| Pudty |
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| Mar 21st, 2007 10:26 PM | |||
| derrida | Well, they generally do save at least some of the scrotum for re-deployment as labia minora. (though I'd suggest keeping at much as possible. Sure, a flappy pudenda is not the most visually attractive unless you're into totally baroque cunts, but it not only feels better but can possibly help dampen painful ball slapping. You'll get all the dick you can handle!) | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 09:23 PM | |||
| Terra | i wish you would weigh in on the whole nutsack saving thing kahl. | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 02:14 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
LAWL MY FACE FUKD TSELF N DA MIR0r WITH A p0tp0ur1 fart machine lawl i dont get the internet slang thing really i hope that SUFFICES. |
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| Mar 21st, 2007 11:08 AM | |||
| Grislygus |
Oh, of course. Here, let me try. Quote:
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| Mar 21st, 2007 11:02 AM | |||
| Pudty |
Originally Posted by Pudty  And, you're opinion is supposed to matter... ? LOL OMG U SPELLTED YOU'RE INCORRECKTLIE t00lz0r! OMG ENTERNET SLANG = SARCASM LAWL |
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| Mar 20th, 2007 07:11 PM | |||
| Grislygus |
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First of all, Grammar Nazi. Secondly, "you're" is not possessive. It is the shortened form of "you are", you incredibly ridiculous person. |
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| Mar 20th, 2007 01:42 PM | |||
| MetalMilitia |
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pudty!!!!!! 
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| Mar 20th, 2007 12:53 PM | |||
| noob3 | Pudty burnt his ball sack with my method, and now he is goin' beserk mode! | ||
| Mar 20th, 2007 12:39 PM | |||
| Schimid | ...what? | ||
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