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Apr 17th, 2007 11:04 AM | |
Womti |
sugar doesnt give you diabetus diabetus gives you diabetus ![]() |
Apr 14th, 2007 05:16 PM | |
noob3 | shoot them in tha head? |
Apr 14th, 2007 12:31 PM | |
Divisible by Waffle | Let's just give the kids heroin and go home. |
Apr 14th, 2007 02:40 AM | |
kahljorn | i actually enjoyed this thread! I'm going to spread this information to every parent i know! |
Apr 14th, 2007 12:24 AM | |
executioneer | thanks a lot, human spambot |
Apr 13th, 2007 11:19 PM | |
Courage the Cowardly Dog |
New study reveals SUGAR does not make kids Hyper As we all know hyper kids is a problem NO AN EPIDEMIC in our society. Some blame sugary treats so to test this researches have done an experiment. One group of children is given no candy, the other group is given candy with imitation sugar, the other is given REAL candy, and a fourth is given a flavourless sugar pill. The sugar pill, and no candy group weren't as hyper as the fake and real candy group this means that SUGAR is not to blame. But rather giving children treats that make them happy. Candy doesn't make you hyper, happiness does. Therefor to fight the ADHD epidemic we must eliminate child happiness to keep them quiet and still, much like a depressed adult who draws within themselves befor attempting suicide. To achieve this we must remove things that make them happy. THEREFOR we must make the Wii illegal. It makes children (and adults) happy, and therefor hyper, and therefor a problem, and therefor MUST BE BANNED FASTER THEN ONE OF MY ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS! Think of the children, science doesn't lie. Don't ban sugar, ban FUN! save the kids. |