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| May 9th, 2007 06:55 PM | |
| Sethomas | Probably a few fluid ounces. |
| May 9th, 2007 03:05 PM | |
| Blue Fox |
how much blood did u really lose? that cut must've sucked. u didn't need stitches? that does sound awesome tho! |
| May 7th, 2007 02:18 AM | |
| Sethomas | No, I was really pissed that he didn't at least take photographs. Incidentally, I need to donate blood soon. I have moral compulsion to do so, but I've also noticed that when it's time to give blood my left hand turns brown in blotches, presumably from iron build-up. Maybe I should talk to a doctor about that once I have insurance. |
| May 5th, 2007 02:24 AM | |
| kahljorn | fiesta!!!! |
| May 4th, 2007 08:48 PM | |
| noob3 | seth u can bleed more blood dude don't worry! |
| May 4th, 2007 08:27 PM | |
| FartinMowler | Is it considered a smart persons blood if he isn't smart enough to clean up all the glass? |
| May 4th, 2007 01:55 PM | |
| DuFresne | Don't suppose you got any pics of your "artwork" before your cousin cleaned it up, didja? |
| May 4th, 2007 11:34 AM | |
| MisSFiT | The fear of AIDS really gets to people nowadays, and that just takes the fun right out of it. |
| May 4th, 2007 09:05 AM | |
| Sethomas |
People aren't fun So, I live with my cousin who is NOT a neat freak. I'm constantly picking up after him. Last Friday one of his friends broke one of my shot glasses, but whatever. I thought that I picked up all the glass, but yesterday I was in the kitchen barefoot when I discovered another shard of thick glass. Pulling it out, I bled absolutely everywhere in the kitchen. The floor looked like something from a Rob Zombie movie--standing pools of blood, footprints of blood, random splatters. It was awesome. When my cousin saw it he just stared and stared as I invented some story about killing some guests, but my girlfriend was like, "oh, Seth stepped on some glass." PSSSSSSH. I told my cousin that I'd go buy a mop and clean it up (we just have a weird, inefficient, lame mopping apparatus) later. When I got home, my artwork was gone. He couldn't stand to just walk around the blood and look at it. We had a party last night, and it would have been so so much better if our kitchen had been a bloody mess. People don't appreciate fun anymore. |
