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Apr 25th, 2003 07:09 AM
noob3 Who is Miugel?

I've ran 3 days in a row now, and avoided haaaambuuurgers/fries. My face already looks thinner :d And I need to cut soda too, I know. BUT IT IS MY ONLY FRIEND, SWEET, COLD, CARBONATED CAFFIENE *SHAKES*
Apr 24th, 2003 08:06 PM
jin My secret is not having enough money to eat. Ive worked it out and my current budget stands at $1.22 spending money per day.

That is one 99c Taco and the rest in candy.

JIN* is broker than a taiwanese AM radio.

AHEhaEHhaEhHAehaHEhaeh
Apr 24th, 2003 07:44 PM
Ninjavenom Noob, send a picture to Miguel for his site before you become a non-fatty, so you can be inter-famous.
Apr 24th, 2003 06:10 PM
whoreable my secret to not being overweight is being too lazy to eat.
Apr 24th, 2003 06:05 PM
Les Waste If GothNAPrepsBody is considered unhealthy, then I guess I'm way too healthy

I really gotta start exercising again. I used to weight lift a lot, but I just stopped cause I'm too fucking lazy. I gotta get back into that.
Apr 24th, 2003 03:45 PM
Matt Harty That doesn't seem healthy. Might be alot different for girls though. :/
Apr 24th, 2003 11:57 AM
GothNAPrepsBody
Jealous

Im jealus I am 15, 5-9 and I only weigh 115 wheres the freaking weight.
Apr 24th, 2003 10:49 AM
Matt Harty I do sprinting events in Track and Field.

I'm 5'9 and weigh 155
Apr 24th, 2003 09:40 AM
glowbelly you're the best faux son a wanna be mom could ever ask for
Apr 24th, 2003 09:38 AM
noob3 Maybe he just thought you were a pretty lady and was too imamture to express his true feelings towards the subject
Apr 24th, 2003 09:17 AM
glowbelly i hate running in front of people too! i went out around the block last saturday and i was running by the driveway to the cvs, some kid leaned out of his parent's car window and yelled "JOGGERS SUCK!!"



i was all sad because it was my first time running in about 10 years. he could have been a little more supportive.
Apr 24th, 2003 09:16 AM
Atheist Martyr
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Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
You know what works really well?

Braces and jaw surgery. You can't eat much when your mouth is in searing pain, right?

So just get someone to crack you in the face with a Louisville slugger and enjoy the ride to the emergency room.

Hugs and kisses.
Yeah, no doubt. Here's what you do. You don't brush your teeth until your wisdom teeth start coming in, then you go to the dentist and have your 7-10 cavities filled while your wisdom teeth are hurting like a motherfucker. You won't want to eat very much for a while :P+
Apr 24th, 2003 08:56 AM
noob3 I have braces :/
Apr 24th, 2003 08:35 AM
Brandon You know what works really well?

Braces and jaw surgery. You can't eat much when your mouth is in searing pain, right?

So just get someone to crack you in the face with a Louisville slugger and enjoy the ride to the emergency room.

Hugs and kisses.
Apr 24th, 2003 06:34 AM
Wiffles Don't worry, its not the fatness outside that counts. Its whats whithin you that counts and makes you special ^_^
Apr 24th, 2003 06:26 AM
noob3
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
i ran a mile and a half yesterday. i have decided to try to start running instead of smoking.
I just got back from walking/sprinting a mile 2/10ths. I jogged a mile 2/10ths on monday. 1 2/10ths is a wierd number but that is how big my neighborhood around is. I go out at 4:45 AM, because I feel like a dork if anyone sees me running. It's scary, I kept hearing alien like "three-dowup-bleeperdow" behind me. I got so creeped out I started jogging backwards, and I heard it in the other direction, behind me still. Then I heard a loud "PLOP!" and I jumped in terror, but it was just the paper guy throwing papers from his car. He looked crazy and had a blue hat.
Apr 23rd, 2003 07:24 PM
Les Waste That's not fat.

What you should worry about is being short, Elfy McElfenstein
Apr 23rd, 2003 07:20 PM
sadie dear noob,

i like you just the way you are.

love, sadie
Apr 23rd, 2003 05:52 PM
The Retro Kat Cut about a half inch into you stomach fat than syphon it out. I lost 12 pounds and my gallbladder doing that.


...of course the fun alternative is jerking.
Apr 23rd, 2003 05:17 PM
Matt Harty Soon enough everyone will be overweight and you'll be considered thin.
Apr 23rd, 2003 04:25 PM
Zosimus
Re: i'm too fat

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noob3
i'm 5'9 and i weigh 184

excersize sucks
Dude.... pull yourself together! What is up with you? "too hairy", "too fat".... Fuck all that! Are you being hassled for your looks or are you just ragging on yourself?

Either, love yourself for what you are OR just plain and simple, CHANGE what you don't like!
Apr 23rd, 2003 03:38 PM
Matt Harty
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IS THERE AN EMOTICON FOR SHUTTING UP?
Apr 23rd, 2003 03:04 PM
Johannas
Apr 23rd, 2003 02:35 PM
Esuohlim IS THERE AN EMOTICON FOR SHUTTING UP?
Apr 23rd, 2003 01:41 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Quote:
Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
The stupid people shoot themselves. Maybe you should try that.
There is an emoticon for everything.
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