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Jul 2nd, 2007 05:04 AM
executioneer hahaha cave herpes

new title time
Jul 2nd, 2007 05:00 AM
GADZOOKS Man not to mention all the old age diseases they must have. Cave herpes is probably 10 times worse then your baseball and apple pie kind.

Rape is just not worth it: Past, Present, or Future
Jul 2nd, 2007 04:04 AM
executioneer of course i guess another problem w/ timetravel rapes is if you go backwards then its more and mroe likely you become your own great to some extent grandfather or uhh well i was gonna say you might rape ur own offspring in the future but come on anyone who has time travel rape fantasies sure isn't gonna be getting w/ any ladies in their own time period anytime soon
Jul 2nd, 2007 04:01 AM
executioneer well thats why you go back in time to before there was language and rape all the hot cave women doi

worst thing that happens is you get some lewd cave drawings about it who listens to those
Jul 2nd, 2007 02:38 AM
Esuohlim Well if you went back in time for mass rapings you'd be known in your own time as an infamous rapist, you couldn't really keep a low profile in any period of time after the rapes occur. So, assuming lack of rape prevention technology, going into the far future to rape and then travelling back one day prior each time you want to rape is the best way to do it.

Hey Jeanette what's your take on this?
Jul 2nd, 2007 01:51 AM
executioneer why forward i would imagine rape prevention technology only improves as time goes by

in the year 2203 ladies will have the option of having a device that makes anyone who touches them inappropriately get instantly vaporized that doesn't sound so great to me
Jul 2nd, 2007 01:29 AM
Esuohlim How is going forward in time to rape a bunch of women not everyone's top choice here
Jul 1st, 2007 11:38 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
Roman gods were fucking dull as hell.
I think Priapus was pretty interesting...
Jul 1st, 2007 11:24 PM
GADZOOKS Yeah but we are talking about nerds on a message board, not donald trump.
Jul 1st, 2007 11:12 PM
executioneer well generally speaking if you've got the money to build a time machine it is assumed you've also got the money to have it shipped wherever
Jul 1st, 2007 10:38 PM
GADZOOKS I like how everyone assumes that a time machine is also going to take you wherever you want to go so you can meet said historic figures. You fucking idiots.

The only answer is Dinosaur Time. Any other answer is completely retarded.
Jul 1st, 2007 08:48 PM
JB_Man I'd go back to the future!
Jun 27th, 2007 12:01 AM
MockMeAmadeus I'd zip back to Jun 26th, 2007, 11:15.59 AM and pray that the internet is down.
Jun 26th, 2007 05:16 AM
Part-time Ninja I'd hang around with Rasputin. That guy was one serious hardcore motherfucker.

Oh, and I'd visit the 60's too, to see if they really were as fun as folk make out...

Edit: I would also go back to when this forum was made, kick Roger off his stool, and make this biatch bright pink. You know it makes sense...
Jun 25th, 2007 08:48 AM
MockMeAmadeus
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
if I had a time machine, I'd buy stock in LIFE.
Damn right!
Jun 21st, 2007 09:31 PM
Girl Drink Drunk You're living in a time machine
And you can choose just who you are
Someone that you've never seen
Somewhere you've never been
You're living in a time machine


And yeah, bring back the dancing Hobbes avatar.
Jun 21st, 2007 04:05 AM
MetalMilitia ...and get your dancing Hobbes avatar back.
Jun 21st, 2007 12:43 AM
executioneer kellychaos will you please stick around and teach these knuckleheads a thing or two about posting on message boards
Jun 20th, 2007 01:13 PM
kellychaos If I had a time machine, I would zip back to right before Fartin Mowler's parents conception of him with a pocket full of condoms and beg that they use them during this unholy union.
Jun 18th, 2007 11:53 PM
Grislygus astronomy is like math, right

math is stupid
Jun 18th, 2007 11:52 PM
executioneer yeah theyre all named after planets sheesh what a bunch of astronomy nerds
Jun 18th, 2007 11:41 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by Blue Fox View Post
If the romans had actually met any of the gods they probably wouldn't have made them sound so great...
Roman gods were fucking dull as hell.
Jun 18th, 2007 01:16 PM
kellychaos If time travel were possible, would we be more or less suseptible to the germs in that past that have yet to evolve?
Jun 14th, 2007 11:58 AM
Blue Fox If the romans had actually met any of the gods they probably wouldn't have made them sound so great...
Jun 13th, 2007 02:56 PM
noob3 i'd go give the confederacy ak47s
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